Yup, fraid so, Mrs Phart is 10 weeks preggers. I spent years putting it off and only agreed to start trying in December thinking that it would take ages for anything to happen.
Unfortunately it looks like “Pharty One-Shot” has lived up to his name and got it right first time out, unlike Maxine.
So, a pink screaming schitting thing on the way. The order for the Audi RS4 cancelled, my cricket weekends in doubt, my modelling habbit put on hold and my pr0n collection in the bin.
Oh, and Pharty in the dogbox reguarly. For example, this morning she was whining about morning sickness, so I said “Well, you wanted em”….
I am limping ever so slightly now.