clan

Hi Dan,

I believe that you’ve spoken with our boss fella Alizir about this, but we’ve been having a chat amongst ourselves about you joining the clan as well. Unfortunately the answer is still no, but that’s only down to your age and we have to be quite strict about the minimum age for clan members being 18.

However, that’s the only reason. We’re always pleased to see you playing on our server and are well known amongst the clan as well as some of the server regulars. No one has a bad word to say about your abilities in BF2 and you fit in well as part of a team. We’ve also noticed that you’re not a stat padder, don’t whore the vehicles like some visitors do and are more than happy to fill any role required by the squad you’re in.

Like Alzir said, you’re too young to join the clan at the moment but please hang around and join us on the server. Most of the time we ban people for spoiling the fun for other people by stat padding or base raping, so it’s not often that we ask people to hang around because they play fair.

Cheers

Neon

Don’t worry about it Dan, the fuckers won’t let me in because I am too good looking. If you check out the photo’ section you can see that even mediocre looking blokes are going to be rejected because of this rule.

Cowboy

Hi Cowboy,

I believe that you’ve spoken with our boss fella Alizir about this, but we’ve been having a chat amongst ourselves about you joining the clan as well. Unfortunately the answer is still no, but that’s only down to your sheer stupidity and we have to be quite strict about the minimum intelligence for clan members being an IQ of 70.

However, that’s the only reason. We’re always pleased to see you playing on our server and are well known amongst the clan as well as some of the server regulars. No one has a bad word to say about your ability to exist and sometimes we see you in our teams. We’ve also noticed that you’re a padder, don’t drive the vehicles properly and are more than happy to steal the glory anytime the excellent player NeonSamurai does something brilliant.

Like Alzir said, you’re too thick in the head to join the clan at the moment but please hang around and join us on the server. Most of the time we ban people for spoiling the fun for other people by stat padding or base raping, so it’s not often that we ask people to hang around because they make us look cleverer.

Cheers

The entire XDC Clan

Cowboy was in my sqaud last night and we had a good giggle about Neon-The-WombatStroker

*giggle*

😆 😮 😀

I know thats a Koala you platypussie. Its just that I labled Insane the Koala Molester long ago, so now you play with Wombats.

Male Wombats

We were indeed berating you and your marsupial fiddling ways!

The problem I was having with OldPhart was he sounds exactly like my prospective Father-in-Law, and I kept expecting him to berate me for knocking his daughter up!

Also I was having a shit game, I have rusted up a little due to my brand new addiction, Online Poker.

Seeing as I work for an online poker company I thought I had better learn to play. Not doing too well atm 🙁

Cowboy

@CowboyUK wrote:

, I have rusted up a little due to my brand new addiction, Online Poker.

Seeing as I work for an online poker company I thought I had better learn to play. Not doing too well atm 🙁

Cowboy

I got drunk last week and joined up to the real money 888.com lark… an hour after losing $15 I got a curtesy call from 888.com about how much of a valued customer I was!

Very odd