What makes you happy?

1. more boobies
2. Battlefield

My Neice Tia
Family
Mates
Night out in Bolton
Sitting in a bar on a big fat comfy sofa chatting to a mate when all of a sudden a young girl comes over and starts girating herself on your lap
Strip clubs *with full Nudity*
Girls wearing small skirts
Long Legs
Nice rounded tits
More of the nice rounded tits
Man Utd
Gaming
Sleep
Money

1. Wasps on fire
2. Anti War Protesters on fire
3. Eco Warriors on fire
4. Big Issue Sellers on fire
5. Thieves on fire
6. Junkies on fire
7. Peodos on fire
8. Shrink Plastic Stuff on fire
9. Two Faced Bastards on fire
10. Air Craft Spotters (Look to close to Train Spotters and number 7 for my liking). On fire
11. Train Spotters on fire
12. People that park in either the Mother and Baby spaces or Disabled spaces when the fuckers have neither a baby or a disability. On fire
13. Gheys that put on that fuckin stupid ifeminate voice when they would talk like Jimmy Nail before they came out the bloody closet. On fire
14. People that wear Speedos on holiday. On fire.
15. People that dont care about their kids. On fire.
16. People that are in a round all night and when its their turn they sod off out the door to avoid getting the beers in. On fire.
17. TKing little keyboard warriors that Gob off at you, with threats of violence even though they weigh about the same as one of my turds, if you ask them to stop being such a Nob. On fire.
18. Being able to have a Ciggie in a pub.
19. When a fly lands in my coffee and its not on fire.
20. Thunder Flys. On fire.
21. People that think that the world owes them a living. On fire.
22. Criminals that are allowed into this country and the government pays for everything for them. On fire.
23. Numb Sculls with Pit Bulls, Rottys etc that just let them run off the lead when there are kids about. On fire.
24. Ignorant plebs that push into the tube as your trying to get off. On fire.
25. People that are rude to shop assistants thinking that just cos they work there and are paid a pittance gives them the right to be talked to like crap. On fire.
26. People that push in and then dont even say anything. On fire.
27. People with bad manners (Not the Group) on fire.
28. No Lag on the server
29. Obese people On fire.
30. Wigs On fire.
31. The French. On fire.
32. Oh and sometimes fire.

lol @ wasps on Fire.. you have issues Mouse! Serious issues

Mouse you remind me of Ronald Bartel.

Burn it all. 😆 😆 😆

The night Lensman was in a good mood…..5 years ago, grumpy fucker.

(ps, Insane..nobody likes Bolton)

Bolton thats only 10 mins from me. Had some good nights there. 🙂