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This is great! It’s like playing top trumps with fanny. Potentially the best game ever this!
Anyway Neon, I’ve got to congratulate you on the mental goth girl. I was pretty sure I had this sewn up but that one was extremely impressive. I’d go as far as to say that my reserve team captain could be struggling a bit here. Having said that, for looking off her tits barmy I’m still not sure she outdoes the leader of the bikini bandits.
But still, that’s a good shout and with that blonde bit you’ve got as the weapons expert that’s a respectable squad you’ve got there.
I hear what you say about the thin birds but we’ll just have to agree to differ on this one. I’m sorry, but no amount of moaning about diets and shite will ever convince me that I should replace Xenia Seeburg with someone like Kirsty who is, and let’s be honest here, a bit of a chipwreck. Besides, you either have Xenia nattering at you about how fat she feels or Kirsty constantly badgering you because she wants another game of hungry fucking hippoes between trips to the freezer to get more ice cream. So it’s still six o’ one and half a dozen of the other on that score.
This is actually the Generation X team – Famke Janssen, Sandra Bullock and Marisa Tomei have retired to pursue other careers.
Elisha Cuthbert
Not only is she into incest, british blokes, gimps, 1 armed men and getting kidnapped but she is pretty hot to boot. Her special power is to get people sacked from work by mysteriously always being their bosses daughter. She can also speak french, which can be quite handy if you ever needed onions, garlic or a shit car.
Jessica Alba
This is the 5 alarm chili of the trio. She can bend light, has telekenesis, a hot body and is a hell of a good dancer too, especially at hip-hop. She is also immune to conventional warfare as the only weapons aimed at her are locked away in underwear. Best deployed in tha ‘hood dealing with gangbangers…
Christina Milian
And finally we come to the hot chocolate. She can sing, dance, write her own songs and play a variety of instruments too. This one time at band camp…. ahem… She can communicate with dead people using WiFi, make guys walk on water and her powers are increased when she is dressed as a cheerleader.
In reserve I have Jennifer Love Hewitt should someone get injured or things get messy. She isn’t terribly good at disposing of corpses but she’d happily bone 100 year old men and marry them for their money to fund the operation. She also has a good udnerstand of how things work from mechanical to biological engineering, though the only thing she has managed to conjure up are dildos for men. Put her in a lab coat and a pair of glasses and she can mingle with evil genius to siphon their plans or put her in an evening gown and she can charm even the most stubborn of one eyed trouser snakes into submission!
Now I’m no mathmetician, but I can only count three genuinely straight men (not boys) currently posting on XDC. That is SOIA (who I always thought was straight, but is now even straighter) LeGit (who I did think had bottom bandit tendencies, but has proven me wrong) and of course myself who is clearly straight and married.
I’m just thinking though that If I could take Seeburg’s lips, Beuchamp’s oily figure, Hewitt’s chest, Hannigan’s plucky/spunkyness, Raworths voice, Allsop’s love of the sausage put it all together in the body of Mental, Tatooed Goth Girl, then you would have a goer the likes of which even god has never seen. God would be doing what he does and being everywhere then he’d be like “Jesus H Corbett! Look at the state of that’un!”
Also, I’d like to change my choice of Wilma Dearing, and relegate her to reserves incase any space missions come up, because let’s be honest, we really don’t have cause to fight crime in space, since there’s no criminals in space. Unless one of the guys on the international space platform made a false claim on his expenses or something. But that’s hardly worthy of Neon’s Angels (+1) and more along the lines of Insane’s Beefcake, or Pharty’s Boy Scouts.
My new choice is Nigella Lawson:
What more needs to be said?
Now I’m no mathmetician, but I can only count three genuinely straight men (not boys) currently posting on XDC. That is SOIA (who I always thought was straight, but is now even straighter) LeGit (who I did think had bottom bandit tendencies, but has proven me wrong) and of course myself who is clearly straight and married.
Your shit at maths.. I seem to recall a video I posted of a nightclub which featured many MANY sexual ladies dancing and being damn right fuckable.. not 1 comment.. which by my maths, makes me the straightest bloke in these woods.. your just googling images to cover your sexuality.. Its not washing with me
oh and to point out, if you go back to my thread.. the only time peoples posted was when I changed the title to say there were no naked ladies at all.. funny that it gets comments just after 😉
I rest my case
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I rest my case
“You rest your case? Then by the powers vested in me by the BBC I Judge John Deed find you guilty of being a massive gheyer! Court adjourned!”your just googling images to cover your sexuality.. Its not washing with me
“Then I Judge Chesty McBumps call upon a second verdict, to be delivered by my knickers… Guilty!”Sorry Insane, but two proffessional judges have both found you to be guilty, ragardless of exhibit a) A bar full of brassy tarts.
In my defence I can’t really click on links whilst I’m at work, hence why I rarely reply to anyone’s posts which include them.
In truth though Neon I think we have to accept that everyone else has just bottled it on account of the fact that they know that they couldn’t hope to beat the teams already up. Which is fair enough.
Sure, LeGits team has a distinct lack of proper strippers so lacks the dead sophisticated feel of our teams but he does have that Jessica Alba bird so on the “tarty bits you’d quite like to bum despite the fact that they have a bit of a chipmunk look about them in the face” stakes he has it pretty much sewn up.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Now I’m no mathmetician, but I can only count three genuinely straight men (not boys) currently posting on XDC.
Would that be you calling me a Fag then Neon?
@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Now I’m no mathmetician, but I can only count three genuinely straight men (not boys) currently posting on XDC.
Would that be you calling me a Fag then Neon?Now calm down fella, I’m sure there’s no reason to think that Neon was specifically aiming that at you.
@sickofitall wrote:
@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Now I’m no mathmetician, but I can only count three genuinely straight men (not boys) currently posting on XDC.
Would that be you calling me a Fag then Neon?Now calm down fella, I’m sure there’s no reason to think that Neon was specifically aiming that at you.
2 down one to go
Here’s my team:
Number 6:
’nuff said. This Cylon bird kicks ass, both human and robot. And if she dies, you get another one. You can even get a number of them at once, which brings on all sorts of fantasies….
While I could cop out and make a whole team of Sixes, I won’t….
Next up is Caitlin Todd from NCIS, aka Sacha Alexander. Cool chick, great shot, and she was a Secret Service bodyguard so she knows how to frisk a guy:
So the slight downside is she got her brains blown out at the end of the last series, but let’s scrub past that…..
So, who next? Oh, so many choices. But any good team needs a girl who can look a bit geeky and pass off as the ugly bint for infiltration purposes, and so I reckon the perfect fit is Velma from Scoobie Doo.
She also knows how to take it like a dog and gobble Scoobie Snax…
As well as having her geeky computer hacking and generally clever-girl attributes, when not being Velma she has full ER medical training and so can be the team medic.
Of course, the real bonus is when she is out of disguise:
Oh, Yeah, baby…..
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