Oldphart and his trousers!

@xdc the doc wrote:

…he spends 150quid on a tie…

For that pile of stripey crap? It looks just like my old school tie – £9.99 from any good school outfitters in Lancaster (where I was teached, like).

😛

Bit early to be drinking isnt it Tess?

@Lensman wrote:

@xdc the doc wrote:

…he spends 150quid on a tie…

For that pile of stripey crap? It looks just like my old school tie – £9.99 from any good school outfitters in Lancaster (where I was teached, like).

😛

OK, for the ignorant fekkers out there.

The trews are from Cordings. The oldest makers of gentlemans field atire in the UK (that means the civilised world)

The Jumper is from De Candia in Torino. They only sell crazy jumpers

The shirt is from my tailor, Dege, Saville Row, monogram hidden by jumper

The tie is from Faccatti Brothers, they make the ties you see Gerhard Schroder, Tony Blair, Burlesconi and others wearing, they are made to order only

The shoes are from Trickers, made to a last of my feet, taken in 1998

No underwear as I was ” Hanging Loose”

And on that note, when my tailor asks which side do I dress?

I Tell him to make both knees baggy 😛

@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

I Tell him to make both knees baggy 😛

Does that mean you have two willys?

Tess will be pleased (She has two… lady gardens!)

@TurksMeister wrote:

@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

I Tell him to make both knees baggy 😛

Does that mean you have two willys?

Tess will be pleased (She has two… lady gardens!)

Goodness, Pharty is every inch a gentleman!!

Two lady gardens ❓ 😆 Not me lol

Oh dear god. If Tess goes for men dressed like that what kind of a state must I look? 😯

Anyway, Tess, stop being a slag. You are rapidly becoming the XDC Bike 👿

Both Max and Phart earn way too much… I want in!