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* inanimate objects that wont do as they are told.. like stay in the cupboard? a simple request you would think.. it only has to stay there for like 0.4 of a second so you can slam the cupboard door shut so that it falls out on the next person who opens it but will it stay .. NO! so what started as a time saving exercise in lazyness has now turned into a battle of wills with a lump of plastic. ffs
* celebrities.. all of them.. but especially anyone who appears in Heat magazine.
* fundamentalists.. I mean wtf! how can anyone by so stupid
* cocks who enter forums and type spoilers to shows that everyone is watching I mean how fucking retarded can you get?
* psycho-bable dressed up as fast track educational techniques. if i have to sit through one more session with some twat at the front talking about ‘accelerated learning’ which is gcse psychology rehashed for gullible teachers i am going to have to arrange an accident to happen. ffs – what is more irritating is the bastards up the line management who falls for this shit and makes the rest of us sit through it. i remember sat in one session with some cunt up front pretending he is the second fucking coming telling us all this shit about unlocking the potential of children and the proceeded to rattle of 50 words and the asks us to write them down.. so i did. he then bet us that no one would have been able to recite them. only too happy to piss on his bonfire I gave him mine. twat. yes i did gcse psychology as well. and being able to remember 50 words is still fuck all use to anyone.
* people who claim that urban legends are true.. and despite the fact that you heard the same story yesterday from another gullible idiot they still swear that it is real.
* mac users. gay fuckers. there is a reason that only 5 percent of the worlds PC using population use macs… cos they are for the exclusive use of gay, designer. media types and those who want to take them up the arse.
* fundamentalists… did i mention that?
* chavs – grow up!
* fat poor kids who wont get off the road when you have to drive through their estates.. i swear i am going to run one of them over one day.
@Ryzo wrote:
The cunts who shadow box at the gym in the mirror
🙁 Im one of those cunts. All part of training mate. Only in a boxing gym by the way.:)
The gays who hold each others shirts up while they work out so they can see there muscles moving,
The mother fuckers who do holk hogan poses too see if theyve magically got any bigger,
OMG Max and Ryzo goto “Ghey’s Gym” … not to be confused with..
@=xdc= magicker wrote:
* inanimate objects that wont do as they are told.. like stay in the cupboard? a simple request you would think.. it only has to stay there for like 0.4 of a second so you can slam the cupboard door shut so that it falls out on the next person who opens it but will it stay .. NO! so what started as a time saving exercise in lazyness has now turned into a battle of wills with a lump of plastic. ffs
Have you thought that perhaps you shouldnt be trying to lock your children in the cupboard?!
I hear you on the urban legends front – especially the email types which your fucking nieve friends send (well my friends send me… not yours… unless we have the same friends…!)
The guys who piss me off at the gym are ones who drop their weights. I imagine that these guys must crash their cars into trees by way of showing that “I can’t drive any further”.
Guys at the gym who try to hit on girls by standing close to the girl in plain sight with one of their mates comparing muscles. They might as well try to hit on girls by giving their mate a BJ, as I believe is the fashion for massive gheyers.
I agree with Magicker about the psycho babble. Two of my mates are teachers and they are sick to death with ‘new initiatives to make kids smarter’, which should basically be called ‘make tests easier’.
most of my pet hates are already mentioned, the only other one is a general lack of thought for other people.
+++First off a disclaimer. You can’t start a thread about what annoy me and then expect me not to swear every other word. Just so you know.+++
Skateboarders. Who thought of that? I’ll tell you who – some pansy with a girls haircut who was being bullied for being a chutney ferret because he liked roller skating. That’s who. The only saving grace with skateboarders is that occasionally they’ll try to do some trick and break their f**king necks.
NEWSFLASH
Skateboarding doesn’t make you look ‘cool’ or ‘rad’, it makes you look like a massive cunt. Speaking of which, here’s a picture of one:
Which brings me smoothly onto Marilyn Manson, who is by far and away the most annoying shitstick on the face of the entire planet. That’s right, you’ve got a gun with 2 bullets and you stumble across Osama Bin Laden, Jamie bastarding Oliver and Marilyn Manson having a picnic (and no Jamie, the food isn’t ‘pukka’ you tosspot). So who to shoot? Marilyn Manson. In the head. Twice. This next bit is true, I’m not making it up. I once saw a Marilyn Manson video, or the first 10 seconds of it anyway. It featured the fairy arsed fucker, dressed like a girl as usual. He was singing, wait for this, it’s good – he was singing a song entitled “The Fight Songâ€ÂÂÂ!!!! Him!!!! Fucking hell, is he intentionally trying to wind me up???? Marilyn Manson, you want to make it personal then you just crossed that line, “palâ€ÂÂÂ.I also pretty much get annoyed by Brad Pitt, but that’s only because he’s soiled up Angelina Jolie and everyone knows that she really wants me to clutter up’er butter gutter. So just remember that Brad, next time your tonking your missus that bitch is thinking of me, motherfucker.
*People who think there right all the time *give me 10 minutes in a room with them, I’ll show em how wrong they are*
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
The guys who piss me off at the gym are ones who drop their weights. I imagine that these guys must crash their cars into trees by way of showing that “I can’t drive any further”.
Guys at the gym who try to hit on girls by standing close to the girl in plain sight with one of their mates comparing muscles. They might as well try to hit on girls by giving their mate a BJ, as I believe is the fashion for massive gheyers.
I agree with Magicker about the psycho babble. Two of my mates are teachers and they are sick to death with ‘new initiatives to make kids smarter’, which should basically be called ‘make tests easier’.
yes i especially hate the tossers who deem it nessecary to drop the weights after doing a set, like there in a weightlifting competition, and at the end they have to just throw the weights down, well guess what, your not at a competition, your at the gym – so stop doing it, its annoying and i want to headbutt you in the face.
Also the guys who do everything wrong and then try give advice to other people, they should just go straight to hell.
People who wear denim, and caps in the gym, thats not needed, it makes you look like a pillac – and i especially hate the idiots who wear there caps on the top of there head, so there balancing them – why?
*I too am annoyed by those hat wearers, I also despise those hats scalleys wear that remind me of the ones with propellors that tweedledum and tweedledee wore! oh and when they wear em as if the back of there head is the only place it will fit.. which reveals the front of thier hair
*People who post reviews from Rotten Tomatoes shite site as to whether a movie is good or not 😀
haha at insanes comeback 😆
And while I’m at it.
Any manufactureed bands that make wads of money when theres plenty of talent that will never get the chance to make a living out of itCunts who dont put there weights back after there finished with them, because they think others should do it for them
Soccer mums, who sit there, chewing gum, and do 1 minute on the running machine then just talk and want cock from the personal trainers
@Ryzo wrote:
Cunts who dont put there weights back after there finished with them, because they think others should do it for them
Soccer mums, who sit there, chewing gum, and do 1 minute on the running machine then just talk and want cock from the personal trainers
Oooooh! They all piss me right off. Even more so the fat women who come to the gym to walk (slowly) on one of the tread mills and then drive home. Here’s an idea love: stop driving everywhere! And you don’t need to join a gym to walk, but at least they’re not spending the subscription on pork pies.
Twats in hats at the gym are another irritant that you’ve already mentioned. I can understand if you’ve got long hair so that you can keep the hair out of your eyes, but that’s it. And even then it’s borderline twatish. The ones that really annoy me are the guys who wear woollen caps like Rocky. Why? We’re inside and you’ve got a grade 3 buzz cut.
People who ‘use’ a bench when doing weights by standing next to it and putting their towel, water bottle or stupid-fuckin’-woolley hat on it. “Hey mate. You using that bench?” I’ll ask. “Yeah mate.” they’ll say and then proceed to do fuck all with it other than successfully suspending a towel 18″ from the ground.
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