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Not bad, but not as good as sin city…. and as I said in the other thread… I have issues with every1 wearing tiny leather pants all the time. Must have been funny on the first day of filming when they all went for their costume fitting….
“cool red cape… check”
“Big fucking shield… check”
“really sharp stick… check”
“Whoa there… what the fuck are these things!”
Just finished watching it again (found MUCH better torrent, think its a screener, could be wrong… look for NEPTUNE)..
… even better this time round (better sound, colour etc..)… think i will prob go see it a the pics as well, when i get time!
9.5/10
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Excellent film 10/10
I am just, damn, plain gay!!
Corrected 🙂
Corrected 🙂
Corrected?
Anywayz, i didnt watch this film expecting it to be completly true to any kind of mythical legend, i watched it to see plenty of half naked men, killing fuck loads of people, and to be honest, it delivered with every expectation, and amazing scenes to boot – this movie is genius, because for some reason, this movie makes 300 half naked men far from homosexual. Ooooooh-arrrr!!! 😈
I wasn’t going to bother watching this, but n0m must have added 300 to the DVD of ‘The Host’ (a bloody good film that I should really review in the relevant thread) by accident, so I ended up watching it 😈
I can point out the very moment when this film lost me. Zombie ninjas.
Did they have thalidomide in the water in Sparta? It seems to be the best explanation for the vast quantities of mutants roaming the land. And how can a raving drag queen amass such a huge army anyway, they can’t all be spear weilding fag-hags?Once the Molotov cocktails started to get chucked about I couldn’t help but laugh, and the fat lobster-boy didn’t help matters.
I’d rather have Up Pompeii any day over this green-screen homo-erotic fantasy. I give it 3/10 ‘cos there were some really nice tit shots in it, and I don’t mean the men.
Aye get the Host reviewed.. I umm.. thought it were crap.. infact.. I havnt finsihed off watching it, which aint a good sign at all! Mind you it was late..
Other than his ghey voice, you can always tell a ghey when he reviews a blood thirtsy action film as 3/10 😆
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
you can always tell a ghey when he reviews a blood thirtsy action film as 3/10 😆
I like that, I’m a big ghey because I thought the film with half naked men touching each other up all the time with their spears out splashing bodily fluids on each other was crap. It got 3 because of the couple of glimpses of naked lady tit, not the hour and a half of man tits and a stroppy drag queen. 👿
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