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@=XDC=Mouse101uk wrote:
1. Wasps
2. Anti War Protesters
3. Eco Warriors
4. Big Issue Sellers
5. Thieves
6. Junkies
7. Peodos
8. Shrink Plastic Stuff
9. Two Faced Bastards
10. Air Craft Spotters (Look to close to Train Spotters and number 7 for my liking).
11. Train Spotters
12. People that park in either the Mother and Baby spaces or Disabled spaces when the fuckers have neither a baby or a disability.
13. Gheys that put on that fuckin stupid ifeminate voice when they would talk like Jimmy Nail before they came out the bloody closet.
14. People that wear Speedos on holiday.
15. People that dont care about their kids.
16. People that are in a round all night and when its their turn they sod off out the door to avoid getting the beers in.
17. TKing little keyboard warriors that Gob off at you, with threats of violence even though they weigh about the same as one of my turds, if you ask them to stop being such a Nob.
18. Not being able to have a Ciggie in a pub.
19. When a fly lands in my coffee
20. Thunder Flys.
21. People that think that the world owes them a living.
22. Criminals that are allowed into this country and the government pays for everything for them.
23. Numb Sculls with Pit Bulls, Rottys etc that just let them run off the lead when there are kids about.
24. Ignorant plebs that push into the tube as your trying to get off.
25. People that are rude to shop assistants thinking that just cos they work there and are paid a pittance gives them the right to be talked to like crap.
26. People that push in and then dont even say anything.
27. Bad Manners (Not the Group)
28. Lag on the server
29. Obese people
30. Wigs
31. Oh and the French.I feel so much better now.
Jebus
I have been cloned 8)
Mouse, you can join SOIA and my government of the future. I think I will make you Minister of the Interior, your role… Public Order 😈
It’s actually Bee’s that die after stinging mate, more books less 2142
In fact it’s mainly wasps that die after giving one sting and bees that survive, in either case it is not one or the other, but the majority of bees survive giving a sting but wasps do not.
Just realised some more annoyances :
1. George Lucas *After the first 3 (ORIGINAL) films*
2. JAJA BINKS!!!!
3. I know its a film, but what does me tits in more than anything about “The Phantom Menace” is where Obi Wan and Qui-gon are on the ship, the bit where Qui-Gon is using his Lighsabres to burn through the main door.. anyhoos two rolling droids pop up and the jedi’s run off with crazy turbo speed.. Later on in the film, Quigly John is battling spikey head and Obi John Kenneth is lacking behind.. he gets stuck at some lighty doors and waits.. the doors open and he runs.. but gets caught.. Now why the fuck didnt he linford it like he did in previous bit huh huh!! fooking tool!!*Speaking of lighty doors.. the noise they make is from an old C64 game.. maybe even Amiga.. cant for the life of me remember it though 🙁 *
I love how in the latest Star Wars, yoda’s all boasting about how he can detect slight differences in emotion and feeling and shit yet he fails to pick up on a rebellion involving 100,000 odd storm troopers, genius plot,
aye.. but wouldnt that be the same for detecting who the sith lord was though.. maybe el sitho blocked all thoughts.. even yoda’s :/
Here’s some more of my favourite annoyances:
Feminists, particularly ‘gender feminists’ and the ones who say shit like ‘herstory’ rather than ‘history’.
Pop/Movie Stars who want us to either look after the environment or send more money to Africa.
People who say “maybe you can help?” when they find out you work in IT and then proceed to explain how their microwave, Korg organ, vacuum cleaner or blender doesn’t work properly.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
aye.. but wouldnt that be the same for detecting who the sith lord was though.. maybe el sitho blocked all thoughts.. even yoda’s :/
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Ha.. Point proven.. a shoddy comeback = I’m correct and your still a nobber 🙂
*blows on nails and rubs on chest*
Vegetarians who eat fookin fish!! ahh f off! “Oh I dont eat meat!” “But I eat Fish!” – thats meat love!
@Ryzo wrote:
Old ladies who think they can go ahead of you in a que, cos there old. No – you cant.
😆 😆 😆
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