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@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
*blows on nails and rubs on chest*
You dry that nail varnish, sister!
Broadband back – yaye!
I hate fucking Virgin (not fucking virgins…)… shit bags, saying there was no problem with the line, leaving us with out net for 5 days, and then fixing it… fuckers!
As prompted by Neon on a different thread, but mainly from my summer job working at a Maize Maze, parent who think that their children are the best things in the fucking world and don’t hesitate to tell complete strangers just how intelligent they are/awesome at sports, etc Fuck me, I do wish parents would realise that there is a 90% chance that their child will be nothing but a dim speck on the public conscience AT BEST, is probably borderline retarded and will end up with a drug addiction of some sort by the age of twenty and get out of my fucking face.
On a plus note, there was a toddler yesterday who loved the bouncy castle and was pretty awesome and had a hot mum who was really nice and somewhat alleviated my dour view of kids. And my nephew is the best kid in the world. fact.
The remarkably similar designs on the tubes of Anusol and Bonjella… almost had an accident!
(ooo can you imagine smearing Bonjella on your rusty sheriffs badge – Oooo tingles!)
people using loose when they mean lose!
I seem to see this a lot now, from newspapers to instructions on packaging………..its not difficult…….let me explain!
England lose at cricket – opposite of win!
this rope is loose – opposite of tight!
its so fucking annoying 👿 sort it!!!!! 8)
Spoilt Kids!!!!
Daddy Daddy i want this, Daddy Daddy i want that.
Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck off or ill ram this cricket bat into your mouth sidewards you little Twat!!!!!!!!!!!
Still not as annoying as wasps though.
Inland Southerners!
Particulary inland southern tourists heading to the beach (rocks and glass shards) on a wet and windy Saturday. Feel free too crash into the other Southern day tripping Fun Bus causing traffic mayhem too 20 square miles of country roads.
Ohh and the Welsh on the Portsmouth>Bilboa ferry. Jump over the railings please.
@Ryzo wrote:
When i get killed on battlefield 😆
Nah, you could never tell mate you always take it so calmly 😆
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