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  • #17463
    xdc magicker
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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
    but she belonged to someone else…

    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me
    screw you. But the girl said NO.

    Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. “

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his
    pants down.”

    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.

    She responded, “The bastard used coins!”

    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
    in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
    screwed!

    #62287
    Wipers
    Participant

    😆

    #62288
    XDCiNSANE
    Participant

    lmfao!!

    #62289
    sickofitall
    Participant

    I don’t know what’s so funny.

    That….
    might….
    just….
    work.

    Cheers Magicker.

    #62290
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    I also found it funny, although was it a joke or something sPUNKer had told you in confindence?

    #62291
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    @sickofitall wrote:

    I don’t know what’s so funny.

    That….
    might….
    just….
    work.

    Cheers Magicker.

    Problem is SOIA, the kinda birds you meet are so cheap you would not get enough time, I mean come on, how long woul dit take to pick up a quids worth of pennies?

    #62292
    sickofitall
    Participant

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    @sickofitall wrote:

    I don’t know what’s so funny.

    That….
    might….
    just….
    work.

    Cheers Magicker.

    Problem is SOIA, the kinda birds you meet are so cheap you would not get enough time, I mean come on, how long woul dit take to pick up a quids worth of pennies?

    True, true. But I can’t see it being a problem fella. I mean, it’s gonna take a bird at least half an hour to pick up 25p in coppers when all she can see is my belly button.

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