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There I was last night on a heady diet of training and geek suppliment ready to take on the 2142 world. Joints ready eyesight tuned new batteries in the wireless shitboard and rat.
Looking at the clock knowing I have 2 hours until the master arrives home feeling that good that even if St Max of Voss turned up I would have him crying into his beer.
First map …gold star …humm i’m doing well right lets turn up the heat….a noise in the backup a key turning…”Hi babe I thought I would come back early to suprise you…”Bollocks!!!
“See ya lads the ball and chain is back”
Switches off t/s and computer and then is forced to watch something about babies on the health channel..Aren’t women a pain in the ass(sometimes there are ok though lol)
lol I like to give woman a pain in the ass.. but thats a diff story!
Get yaself a nice lady who respects your gaming and football watching time.. or instead kneels down whilst your game and sorts you out.. best of both worlds! 😀
muhaha
Look on the bright side, at least you weren’t relaxing in a gentlemans way when she walked in or you’d have had about 10 seconds before she got upstairs to close down your browser, jump up and do a mad chinamans trot to the bog whilst trying to pull your pants up from round your ankles so that you could flush away your wank hanky before she was any the wiser.
Now that’s a Mission Impossible – that pint sized sci fi nerd Tom Cruise dunt know the ‘alf of it.
@11thSignal wrote:
Aren’t women a pain in the ass
I personally have never let any wench near my arse, with a strop-on or even a finger, but you are welcome to please yourself in whichever way butters your cob 😯
@sickofitall wrote:
Look on the bright side, at least you weren’t relaxing in a gentlemans way when she walked in or you’d have had about 10 seconds before she got upstairs to close down your browser, jump up and do a mad chinamans trot to the bog whilst trying to pull your pants up from round your ankles so that you could flush away your wank hanky before she was any the wiser.
Now that’s a Mission Impossible – that pint sized sci fi nerd Tom Cruise dunt know the ‘alf of it.
LMAO – chinamans trot 😆
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