Are you fed up with reading other opinionated movie review blogs, who don’t understand the industry?
Sick to your back teeth with Stephen Bloody Hawking getting job offers even though he’s never reviewed a movie in his life?
Angry that no woman bothers to enter your competition for free sex, a meal and maybe bus fare home (depending on location)?
Livid that the BB (fucking) C didn’t even return your letter applying for the Film 2010 job and then gave it to Winkleman who’s worse than Hawking?
If so then you probably wrote this blog:
neonsamurai.kicks-ass.net
Honest, down-to-earth film reviews that may occasionally have slanderous or threatening content.