ATTENTION: I love small boys…

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  • #19366
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    Yes its true, as your fearless leader i cant keep up this charade anymore…

    I love anything i can get up my arse… you name it i’ve tried it, i need suggestions ppl….

    #78284
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    Yes its true, as your fearless leader i cant keep up this charade anymore…

    I love anything i can get up my arse… you name it i’ve tried it, i need suggestions ppl….

    wow. quite the admission there.

    #78285
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    lol bob

    He tried to hijack my PC a few times last night, and I stopped him, but didn’t count on him actually being smart and waiting for me to go out for a smoke this morning.

    Can’t believe you drove home.

    #78286
    xdc the doc
    Participant

    Yeah right blame it on bob.

    Biggest Freudian slip ever I reckon!

    Any pics from the XDC meet up then? Not the naked ones please.

    #78287
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    Taking pictures would have used up previous drinking time, so no, none available, unless bob snuck back into my room in the middle of the night.

    #78288
    bmstalker
    Participant

    God I hope not. It was pretty messy. I just remember lying in matts living room trying to get a little sleep about 7am hearing matt and bob screaming from matt’s bedroom. There were screams of rape, that’s too big, don’t put it there, that’s sore and all manor of other gayness.

    I’m still trying to work out who was fucking who….

    #78289
    xdc the doc
    Participant

    Hmmm – most likely Bob would have had to bow down to Matts authority as XDC founder and take what he was given.

    Nice to hear that XDC are bonding in ‘special’ ways!

    #78290
    bmstalker
    Participant

    The worst part is that I’m not even joking 🙁

    Streff will confirm all that I have written above.

    Also, watching bob trying to crack onto 2 fat and ugly lesbians was pretty funny.

    #78291
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    This thread ais a sorry admission of what we already knew, I have already forwarded the confession to your new employers Matt, they will be having words on Monday.

    #78292
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    Confirming it’s a true story, but to be fair, his ass was being kicked, not raped.

    #78293
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    Oh and Paddy, they’re an equal opportunities employer, I’ll be fine.

    #78294
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    given the title is “I love small boys”, not sure the equal opportunities policy spreads to paedophiles…

    but congratulations on coming out of the closet!

    #78295
    Alzir
    Keymaster

    Small boys is not necessarily a reference to kids, I may have been talking about bob.

    #78296
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    oh, bob just got burned!

    #78297
    AnobizII
    Participant

    HAHAHA my ribs are actually killing me ya big basturd…

    Good night tho and i wasn’t cracking onto those lesbians i was winding em up…

    Matt’s bed got broke in the struggle….

    But no cock went near MY arsehole lol, and mines never went near anyone elses….

    As for the small boys comment, it aint a burn if its the truth…

    I took pics from the pub lol…

    P.S Matt i wouldn’t have done it if Ben never told me you left your pc on and logged in haha….

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