This game isn’t realistic at all. I sold a player to a team and thought everything was hunky dory but then some dodgy clauses turned up in the contract we’d agreed, some paperwork got lost and some dodgy telephone calls were made. It looked like I was about to be strung up in the game but at the last minute the football authorities stepped in and thankfully engineered a massive cover up and now everyone has to keep quiet till it all blows over and some bloke called Dave Whelan shuts his trap and keeps it shut.
What’s all that about then?
Daft.