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Chuck Norris has his own opinion column, which I find amusing. He also clears up some popular misconceptions about himself:
@Chuck Norris wrote:
I laughed the other day as I read another “Chuck Norris Fact” that someone sent me: “Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.”
That’s, of course, fist folklore.
So Chuck Norris didn’t really leap out of a plane and cause a 1 megaton blast by punching the ground, and that’s a fact.
Personally I’d like to see less talk from Chuck and more action. 27 million slaves worldwide? Well sure we all have opinions on that, but I reckon a few well placed roundhouse kicks would be a better option.
Chuck Norris FTW
could Chuck Norris be gifted with the wrongest looking beard in history?
Ive always thought it almost looks painted on badly 😯
I think i realize what it is now. He doesnt grow much hair under the lip. giving him the appearence of one of the black and white minstrels if you cover the top half of his face 😆Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
hehehe
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