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Im goign to start off with the appraisal episode, that has to be the best one! Anyway some of me favs:
David Brent : If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain – do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.
David Brent: “And under weaknesses, you’ve put ‘eczema.'”
David Brent: “And you will never have another boss like me. Someone who’s basically a chilled out entertainer.?
Brenda: Are you suggesting people are pretending to be disabled so they can claim money from DSS?
Gareth: I dunno, I just think there should be tests.
Tim: What tests?
Gareth: Stick pins in their legs and see if they react.
Brenda: That is not going not work. I have feelings in my legs. I just can’t walk.
Gareth: I’m just saying there should be tests.
Tim: We’re all ears Gareth.
Gareth: I dunno. When they go down to the DSS to make a claim, they should set off a fake fire alarm so everyone legs it out of the office, leaving them there. If they’re fake, they’ll be up and running with you. If they are real, they’ll be left there screaming for help. Then you just come back in and say, “It’s alright. Don’t cry. It’s just a test. You’ve passed. Here’s your money.”“Not only was it disrespectful to you, but it left me with an image of you, on all fours, quite literally being done doggy style.” David to Jennifer
Anyways loads more look here for your own fav:
http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/the_office/the_office_fun_favorite_quotes.jsp
“Do it yourself, I got to save some Africans!”
His face when he said that makes me crease every time.
http://www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=22855
Max listen to the radio shows in that ^^^ link.
For you max 😆
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pfft edit button is for nonpadders. 😀
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