Englishman, ScottishMan, Irishman….

……in a hotel chatting. Irish man says “Bet I can drop my watch out the window run dowstairs and catch it before it hits the floor”, ok they say.
Englishman drops it, runs downstairs, outside, his watch in peices on the floor.
Scotsman drops his, runs downstairs outside, his watch is on loor in peices too.
Irishman drops his, runs downstairs, stops for a drink at the bar. Outside and catches his watch!
“How’d you do that??” they ask.
Easy my watch is slow.

The Englishman says: ” I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn’t even know she smokes!

The Scotsman says: “That’s nothing. I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other days when I found a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn’t even know she drank!”

With that the Irishman says: “Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter’s room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn’t even know she had a cock………….

walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.

The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.

The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drink saying, “Come on you little bastard, spit it out!”#