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  • #13899
    XDCOldPhart
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    Broke my little finger on my wanking hand yesterday playing cricket. No real big issue EXEPT I CANNOT PICK MY NOSE NOW because the fornicating finger is swollen up like a teenagers dong at the school dance, and refuses to fit up my nostril.

    Now I have to bloody blow it like a some civilised cnut.

    #23270
    Wipers
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    Lmao 😀

    #23271
    Lensman
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    You can borrow my 3 year old son if you like. He’ s very good at jamming his fingers up my nose.

    When I’m sleeping…..jeez, not a pleasant way to wake up!

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