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It’s not a ‘sick note’ you pay for! Letters, notes of any other kind my doctor charges for ie: My boss doesn’t beleive I was sick and I need the doctor to confirm it, or I need lighter duties shorter hours etc or I was off as my kid was sick etc etc. Our doctors will charge you £16 for this. If they recomend you stay off work and you have already used you statutary 3 days then they can do this without charge.
Hope ya get better soon Munkee, It’s easy for some of us to take the day off but probably harder in your line of work
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Now I’m not a doctor Munkee, but it sounds to me like you’re probably going to die. These doctors with their voodoo ways and fancy drugs are just feeding you a line and delaying the innevitable. Just ask Doc, I’m sure he’s the first to admit that medicine isn’t a real science and most of those names that they put on the bottles are just made up. Torcetrapib? Pah! Nonsense!
However I can have the members of my church pray for you to save your soul. Obviously this doesn’t come cheap, but we can pray and pray until you’re saved for a measley £600. If it doesn’t work, this money is not refundable.
We don’t care how you get the money (mugging old ladies, selling drugs, kidnapping the Beckhams kids etc.), but we only accept cash.
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Berkhamstedits ok i switched to my mums tramadol hydrochloride, and a bit of zopiclon (sp) kinda nocked me out but the pains gone a bit 😕
just checked those co -codamol thay have 500 mg paracetamlol and 30 mg codeine, thay deffo made me feel a bit numb and sleepy though 😕
if anybody wants any drugs, give me a shout my mum has one of the best bags of pills iv seen in a long time. 😛
just been to hospital, thay said thay couldent really help but teh friendly doctor did give me a box of diazepam so that kinda makes up for it 😆
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Now I’m not a doctor Munkee, but it sounds to me like you’re probably going to die. These doctors with their voodoo ways and fancy drugs are just feeding you a line and delaying the innevitable. Just ask Doc, I’m sure he’s the first to admit that medicine isn’t a real science
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@=XDC=Munkee wrote:
its ok i switched to my mums tramadol hydrochloride, and a bit of zopiclon (sp) kinda nocked me out but the pains gone a bit 😕
Fucking hell… Im glad your not my patient you nutter! Stop taking other proples tablets or youll regret it!
advice taken, only did it when it got really bad. my ear is officially fucked and im geting worried i might lose my hearing in it. if that happens i might have to sell my decks and all my records 😥 hopefully it’ll sort itself out though.
gonna go back today, think thay need to change me onto a diff antibiotic coz teh amoxcillin aint doin shit, and the pain killers dont last anywhere near long enough, was waking up every hour and a half last night due to the pain 👿
doc you wouldent have any morphine about anywhere would you?
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just incase your all thinking im a soft basterd id just like to say im not, this just hurts like a motherfucker 😥
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