Grindhouse

I saw this advert in the pictures the other day. I thought the first film looked really pony.

The bloke that gone and done that first film didn’t think it through at all. What bloke on the planet would be daft enough to fix a machine gun to his birds leg?

Bear in mind that for 1/4 of the month your missus turns into a raving fucking looney who blames you for everything and gives you that look that she wants to stamp on your face every time you tell her to get a move on and get your tea ready. What’s even worse is that when you try and placate her by telling her that “it’s only gypsy week, you want to try to get a bloody grip luv” they just get worse!

So you see, bolting an automatic weapon to this persons leg sounds like recipe for disaster to me. You might as well try stapling tits to a shark in a used tampon wetsuit for what good it would do you.