If all major retailers started making their own condoms…

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line . .. .

> Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.
> Tesco Condoms – every little helps.
> Nike Condoms – Just do it.
> Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
> Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
> KFC Condoms – Finger licking good.
> Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
> Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load.
> Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
> Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
>Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
> Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.
> Burger King Condoms – Home of the whopper.
> Goodyear Condoms – for a longer ride go wide.
> FCUK condoms – no comment required.
> Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
> Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile.
> Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
> Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
> Renault condoms – size really does matter!
> Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
> Ronseal quick-drying condoms – it’s dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
> Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
> Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
> Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.
> AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service.
> Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of a animal.
> Polo condoms – the condom with the hole.