Jeremy Kyle, officially a twat. Or something…

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  • #17152
    tess
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    #59100
    xdc magicker
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    that judge needs some kind of award – its a pity he does not have the power to take this shit off air

    #59101
    XDCiNSANE
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    Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy!

    *admitidley he’s a cnut but the show’s brill*

    #59102
    Ryzo
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    Wtf? That Judge obviously dosnt watch the show enough,

    #59103
    XDCJuDgE-MenTaL
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    nah never seen it. 😉

    #59104
    stellas
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    dont watch any of his shite coz i got a life/work/home life………. fookin prat..of the highest order…Fuck off JK and die

    #59105
    Ryzo
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    @stellas wrote:

    dont watch any of his shite coz i got a life/work/home life………. fookin prat..of the highest order…Fuck off JK and die

    Jeremy! Please! He dosnt mean it! He dosnt mean it!

    #59106
    sickofitall
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    Well he might be a bit of a twat but reading that story it strikes me that the arrogant, self important judge is a far bigger one.

    #59107
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    A spokeswoman for ITV said: “We do not recognise the district judge’s description of our programme, or his opinion of the viewing public and the people who choose to take part in our programme in an effort to resolve their problems.”

    So did the Judge describe it as a ‘serious daytime talkshow aimed at intellectuals’? ‘Cos if he did that I certainly wouldn’t recognise his description.

    The trouble is that often the only way to get these shows off the air if for one of the general public to get killed in the process of making it, like with Noel Edmunds ‘Late Late Breakfast Show’. Forget headbuts, we need shootings!

    #59108
    Badger
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    Vile cnut that he is, also that Fiona Philips from GMTV, another vile fcuk, they should both be be shot!

    #59109
    XDCiNSANE
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    Dont hold back mate!

    Penny Lancaster FTW! oh and the Penny bird off GMTV who i’ve obviously forgot the forename of :/

    #59110
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Oh, so it’s THAT Fiona Philips that we want dead? I don’t watch GMTV though, so what’s she done to incite the wrath of the Badger?

    Actually, as well as the List of Faggots, shouldn’t we also have a ‘revenge list’, so that if any of us come to power we will be able to make them ‘vanish’? And by vanish I mean have killed and then hide the body somewhere where it won’t be found.

    #59111
    sickofitall
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Oh, so it’s THAT Fiona Philips that we want dead? I don’t watch GMTV though, so what’s she done to incite the wrath of the Badger?

    Now only Badger can answer this really but here are a few likely pointers

    1) She’s an annoying cow
    2) She’s very ugly indeed
    3) She’s extremely pathetic
    4) If she was your missus you could justifiably make a case for domestic violence being really, really funny.
    5) She smells of Vimto.

    All these are totally made up facts.

    #59112
    XDCiNSANE
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    lol sounds good to me

    #59113
    Milo
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    Yes, yes Jeremy Kyle is a lamentable excuse for a human-being. With his overly faux agressive chav baiting and sub Springer melodramatics.

    BUT

    Anybody dumb enough to volunteer to be in the show deserves no pity.

    The only thing I dislike is that it’s not filmed in an actual bear pit with real bears.

    “So, Gary your sister’s neice is in fact your Mum and you blame your violent tendencies on the booze….??”

    “Yeah, Jeremy”

    “Release ungentle Ben!!!!”

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