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Thanks to the very moving video diary excerpt that Justice found I was lead to this little gem:
Troi is an empath, not a telepath though; yes there is a difference!
She can’t read specific thoughts, but can read the emotion attatched to those thoughts (fear, anger, attraction etc.) -_-
Although it’s inaccurate and anyone who ever watched the show for any amount of time would know that (yes, even if they watched it once…), it still is pretty funny!! 😀
@LeGIt wrote:
Troi is an empath, not a telepath though; yes there is a difference!
She can’t read specific thoughts, but can read the emotion attatched to those thoughts (fear, anger, attraction etc.) -_-
Although it’s inaccurate and anyone who ever watched the show for any amount of time would know that (yes, even if they watched it once…), it still is pretty funny!! 😀
Wait…
I’m sensing LeGit…
He’s… giving us too much ammunition to use against him at a future date…
😉
The trouble with the Federation is that they’re far too PC and into that whole equal employment rights rubbish. Here’s what happened with Deanna Troi:
Deanna: Hello Captain Picard I’m your new telepath Deanna Troi
Picard: Welcome aboard the Enterprise Councelor Troi. We’re the finest ship in the Federation, with a crew to match
Deanna: I’m pleased to be here captain. Oh look we’re being hailed
Picard: Mr Worf, on screen
Q: Ah Picard. Unless you can tell me which number I’m thinking of I shall destroy your ship
Picard: Oh really Q? Well it just so happens that we have a new telepath onboard. What number is he thinking of Councelor?
Deanna: He’s feeling confident, like he know’s something we don’t.
Picard: Well, heh, of course he is councelor, but which number is he thinking of?
Q: Come along Picard. Hurry up or your ship is doomed!
Deanna: He’s holding something back. I sense malice and… a superiority complex.
Picard: Of course he feels superior. He’s a god-like being. But which number is he thinking of?
Deanna: Well, I’m not really a telepath, I’m an empath. I can sense emotions.
Picard: WTF?
Deanna: Well, I’m like a mentally impaired Betazoid. I’m here to fill in the disability quota on the Enterprise.
Q: Oh dear Picard, looks like I’m going to have to destroy you…
Picard: Those fuckers in federation HR are complete retards. A fucking telepath who can’t read minds. They’ll be sending me a blind engineer next! The twats!
Q: Goodbye Picard. Say hello to eternity for me would you…?
Deanna: I sense he’s going to do something violent.
Picard: Oh shut the fuck up Troi! Wesley. What number do you think he’s thinking of?
Crusher: Err… 69?
Q: You win this round Picard. But you’ve not seen the last of me.
Deanna: I sense he’ll be back with more camp, overacting fun in future episodes.
Picard: I didn’t need a fucking empath to tell me that.
I recently bought Series 4 and 5 of Family guy after wetting myself with the first 3.. fukin hillarious!
i have the 1st three fgs on dvd – have added the next lot onto the xmas list 🙂
Troi is an empath, not a telepath though; yes there is a difference!
She can’t read specific thoughts, but can read the emotion attatched to those thoughts (fear, anger, attraction etc.) -_-
Although it’s inaccurate and anyone who ever watched the show for any amount of time would know that (yes, even if they watched it once…), it still is pretty funny!!
will anyone object if i delete his account?
@xdcuk-admin wrote:
i have the 1st three fgs on dvd – have added the next lot onto the xmas list 🙂
Troi is an empath, not a telepath though; yes there is a difference!
She can’t read specific thoughts, but can read the emotion attatched to those thoughts (fear, anger, attraction etc.) -_-
Although it’s inaccurate and anyone who ever watched the show for any amount of time would know that (yes, even if they watched it once…), it still is pretty funny!!
will anyone object if i delete his account?
Forgot to change login Andy ????
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