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  • #15295
    TurksMeister
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    Mon 6th 13th and 20th Nov, 9:00 pm – 10:00 pm 60mins BBC2

    Three violent offenders try to persuade the Parole Board they should be released early. Apparently this is the first time a parole board meeting has been filmed – so it will be pretty interesting stuff.

    Mukhtar brutally murdered his brother’s wife in 1987, three months after he arrived illegally into Britain. Since his conviction he spent time at a secure hospital believing he was God. Now, back in a high security prison, he says he’s safe to release. His brother believes he is still evil and should die in prison.

    Barry led a gang of armed robbers, the proceeds of his violent robberies were used to feed his £600 a day crack cocaine habit. Sentenced to 12 years he wants to get out after serving just six years and claims he is no longer a danger.

    Michael settled a personal vendetta with the police by firebombing his local police station with Molotov cocktails. Diagnosed with a personality disorder he says his score is settled and will not re-offend.

    I will tell you of its significance to me after 🙂

    #38327
    XDCOldPhart
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    Your maw is a parole ossifer

    #38328
    Lensman
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    Is your mum on the parole baord then?

    They all sound like fine upstanding citizens. I’m sure it would be safe to release them.

    In Iraq.

    #38329
    TurksMeister
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    Lock Them Up Or Let Them Out (Monday, BBC2, 9pm) puffs itself as “the first time cameras were allowed access to prisoners up for parole and the people who make the decision”. I feared it might be prying or geared to play on our anxieties, but my fears were groundless.

    It gives us three troubled male prisoners – a murderer, an armed thief and an arsonist – all up for parole, whose cases for early release were all in their various ways finely balanced. It is structured excitingly but not manipulatively, so there is tension about the final decisions. Although it consists mostly of interview footage with the prisoners and the panel members, it’s worth watching for some gobsmackingly clear articulation of individual cases.

    Take the discussion of Mike, a man who set fire to seven police cars because he was dissatisfied with the police’s search for the murderer of his brother. “He says he’s not going to do it again because he’s had his satisfaction,” explains a panel member, referring to a statement from Mike and his tendency to take up the role of martyr. “If he felt he’d done something wrong or he felt regret that would be different.” We then cut to Mike insisting he won’t apologise and that “if they want to spend £37,000 a year to keep me, that’s up to them”. It’s clear that no matter how lazy or corrupt the police may seem to him Mike has not got the point. Given the panel member has not seen the footage of Mike’s defiance, you realise she has probably put the case in a nutshell.

    Neither do they refrain from criticising the system. In a voice that takes creative emphasis to levels I’ve never come across before outside the acting world, one woman says: “In the old days there would also be a report from an independent member of the parole board who would have read the dossier and then gone to see the prisoner who would regard his or her main role as to challenge and draw out the applicant on particularly important areas.” The voiceover then comes in with details of massive cuts in parole-board funding.

    But the undoubted star of the show is Barry, the armed robber who has served eight years and is nearly 40. He’s very persuasive on camera about why he will never commit another crime, but also disarmingly frank about what is in front of him. “I’m going to a place I’ve never been. I’ve never worked. I’ve never had a TV licence. I’ve never paid my water rates. I’ve never worried about the phone bill. Or rips in me trainers. I just bought new ones. Now I’ve got all that to come.” By the time the decisions come, you are up to your neck in both the panellists’ dilemmas and the prisoners’ plights. The verdicts managed to surprise me. Fabulous television.

    This article: http://living.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1632152006

    #38330
    TurksMeister
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    @Lensman wrote:

    Is your mum on the parole baord then?

    Not only that, but she was one of the parole board members featured… and there was a picture of me on her desk! Im fucking famous!

    #38331
    To0THBRU5H
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    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @Lensman wrote:

    Is your mum on the parole baord then?

    Not only that, but she was one of the parole board members featured… and there was a picture of me on her desk! Im fucking famous!

    OMG!!!! can I sleep with u? AND UR MUM!!!

    #38332
    XDCMcQueen
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    @To0THBRU5H wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @Lensman wrote:

    Is your mum on the parole baord then?

    Not only that, but she was one of the parole board members featured… and there was a picture of me on her desk! Im fucking famous!

    OMG!!!! can I sleep with u? AND UR MUM!!!

    JESUS!!!! WTF ❓

    #38333
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    @=XDC=McQueen wrote:

    @To0THBRU5H wrote:

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @Lensman wrote:

    Is your mum on the parole baord then?

    Not only that, but she was one of the parole board members featured… and there was a picture of me on her desk! Im fucking famous!

    OMG!!!! can I sleep with u? AND UR MUM!!!

    JESUS!!!! WTF ❓

    Yeh exactly… surely you should have included McQueen in to the equation… some people aye!

    #38334
    XDCFluffyBunny
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    Ummmm is it a trick question. I know this is never a pc answer but hang them or find a cheaper alternative. Thus saving us the money for keeping them, plus it helps with the overcrowding problem we hear so much about.

    #38335
    Lensman
    Participant

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    @Lensman wrote:

    … and there was a picture of me on her desk! Im fucking famous!

    Don’t worry – most viewers will think that is a photo of the next case up 🙂

    #38336
    xdc magicker
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    i still say the answer is to make prisoners it on exercise bikes / giant hamster wheels and to make electricity we have hundreds of thousands of the useless bastards might as well get them to help cut our carbon emmissions.

    #38337
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=xdc= magicker wrote:

    i still say the answer is to make prisoners it on exercise bikes / giant hamster wheels and to make electricity we have hundreds of thousands of the useless bastards might as well get them to help cut our carbon emmissions.

    Now that is a fucking good idea. I will add it to the Party Manifesto.

    Vote for the National Socialist Phartist Oligarchs Party (NazPop)

    #38338
    VicJameson
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    Fuck it, let’s just gas anyone that lives in a council house 🙄

    #38339
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    @=xdc= magicker wrote:

    i still say the answer is to make prisoners it on exercise bikes / giant hamster wheels and to make electricity we have hundreds of thousands of the useless bastards might as well get them to help cut our carbon emmissions.

    You could dangle a bag of coke in front of them… make them run faster!

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