Machete

Blood, guts, more blood, more guts! Jessica Albi nakid, did I mention it also had blood ‘n’ guts? So here we have the film from the spoof trailer in Planet Terror. Machete is a knife wielding Mexican afraid of no one and nothing! There’s a revolution in Mexico but that’s maybe nothing new because there’s ALWAYS a revolution in Mexico. They’re greatest exports are revolutions and bird flu.

The only thing this film’s missing is zombies because everything’s better with some ghastly undead running amok (though it does have some pretty corpse like acting it’s not the same) What this film also does is offend a great many different types of people which is yet another plus point in my viewing pleasure.

I really did enjoy this film. Some quality lines that had me laughing rather than cringing, entertaining till the end, and blood ‘n’ guts.

A def thumbs up!