Dear lord, what a little cutie? Best not let Mrs NeonSamurai see that picture or she’ll start going ‘all Tess’ on me.
However Vic, here’s a way that both Tess and yourself can have kids and still have the kind of life you want:
1) Have a baby or two.
2) Put them on a few flights on a rickety old cargo plane flying across Africa.
3) After the inevitable plane crash they’ll be brought up by apes, or lions, or elephants or something.
4) 18 years later they’ll turn up with special animal abilities and/or be called ‘King of the Animals’.
5) Use them to fight crime in the most dangerous jungle of them all: The urban jungle.
Although you might want to gently break these plans to Tess Vic, since my wife went nutzoid when I told her my ideas for our kids.