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The object here is to write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there’s a consequence or twist to it… (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.
Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person:
Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.
I wish I had a turbo kit in my motorbike.3rd Person:
Granted, but it weighs 200 lbs.
I wish I had a Honda Goldwing.4th Person:
Granted, but you’d have to pick it up from the salvage yard.
I wish I could speak Italian5th Person:
Granted but its the only language you can speak and you live in China nowif everyone joins in its a good laugh, go on try it
I will start it offI wish i was a millionaire
Granted, but it only works underwater.
I wish Insane would stop sending me naked pictures of himself.@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Granted, but it only works underwater.
I wish Insane would stop sending me naked pictures of himself.Granted. But now you have to accept regular naked visits by the real Insane.
I wish there was world peace.granted but it’s brought about by wiping out the human race.
I was I could punch people in the face via the internet.@stan wrote:
granted but it’s brought about by wiping out the human race.
I wish I could punch people in the face via the internet.Granted, but you can only connect to Mike Tyson, it works bothways.
I wish to be able to tell the future.
Granted, but your only able to drive it when legit is in the passenger seat.
I wish i never seen max’s wii picture
@airmessy wrote:
Granted, but your only able to drive it when legit is in the passenger seat.
I wish i never seen max’s wii picture
Granted – Max is now your wife, and in to water sports
I wish I had a high paid job.
@tess wrote:
Ok, but you’re a high paid hooker and you’re on your way to Max’s house.
I wish Santa was real.Santa is real… and so is Godzilla… who just ejaculated all over your face! (I like this game!)
I wish I was normal!
granted, you are a normal gay boy with a penchant for sharp glass dildos
I wish I could quit smoking
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