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I’m hoping for John Noakes, or possibly John Craven.*
*Interesting Neonfact: Neon once saw John Craven in Aylesbury Buckinghamshire whilst out shopping. Craven, who was wearing a light blue bodywarmer, noticed he had been recognised and scurried away before any action could be taken.lol
who the hell would want that fat gimp near their naked body! he must have found one sick twisted lass to play around with
What have I missed?
I hate JP.. not only for being a fat coontin overpaid politition.. but because he looks the spit of an ex boss of mine.. he was a right cunt too.. and if I ever see the alcoholic again… oo oo I’ll i’ll box his ears
Mirror reporter:-
so Miss Temple, what first attracted you to pig ugly, grossly overweight extremely rich, influential deputy prime minister John Prescott ?
Miss Temple:-
He’s good with his fists, unlike that trucker boyfriend of mine who likes to dress in womens clothes and be called Michelle.
Extracted and slighly edited verison of this report on the BBC website..
Basically power is the greatest aphrodisiac know to women, which wouldn’t be a problem if it weren’t for the truism “power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely”
If it was a one night stand i would be like ok.. She got pissed.
But fark me 2 years….
Forget the “beer helping ugly people get laid for 200 year” saying.
There is a new kid on the block.
Power getting FUGLY people laid for 11tybillion years.
John major *debate on if he counts or not as Edwina (sp?) curry is fugly to*.
Fatboyfat *Wtf that woman was half decent*
Sven *Eureka dirtystinkinginbad Jonson !!!!! Pure filth that one. :D*
I always wondered why the fulgy pasty looking geek from school *you know the milk monitor types* went in for politics. Little bastards did not tell the rest of the world there little secrets did they…
Bastards. I bet they all meet after school in one of there bedrooms and have a “fulgy bastards get laid if politicians” secret meetings.That’s it… I am going to form my boy into a geek so he can infiltrate the society and become a politician.
Only good i can see coming of this.
Loads of money for dad.
Dad gets a share of the women spoils.
And i don’t have to worry about him coming home at 14 saying he blew his beans up some girls muff and shes pregnant. *because he is a pasty geek no girl will want him*Bargain.
Here’s some advice to politicians (other than shoot yourselves, which is a given):
If you are going to use your “powerful” job to get bints to shag then, and this is vitally important this bit, make sure the bint doesn’t look like a champion dog fighter. Honestly, finding the most gopping old slapper you can and then proclaiming to the country that you’ve done her doesn’t make you look good.
Fuck me Prescott, I’m a 33 year old ugly, mysogonistic thug and even I can pull a better looking slag than that thing. If you’re going to try to make out that you’re a bloody fanny magnet then at least bone an airhead that’s got a wazzo pair of jugs and has something going for her in the looks department.
Jesus Christ, that bird I humped who worked on the checkout at Tescos in Halifax years ago looked like Miss World compared to that munter that Prescott is banging.
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