The Evil that Women can DO!!

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  • #14433
    XDCMissis
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    After a pretty shitty week Phil recieved a letter regarding his forthcoming vasectomy, being the good wife he asks if I can phone up and sort it.
    No probs I say, sowhilst hes working hard to earn the money to pay for the mortgage, food on the table blah blah blah I pick up the phone to arrange the
    appointment. The nurse taking the booking informs me that its normally the
    wife who phones to arrange this 🙄 the men don’t seem to like this stage

    Anyway, knowing my phil has expressed the desire to be knocked out for it
    it was never mentioned during his consultation only a local was. The nurse
    asks me whats his preference…

    After soul searching and much deliberation…I decided a local that way I can sit next to him give his hand a reassuring whilst they stick the needle just above his pride and joy and watch the tears as the local is injected(it stings like f**k) remembering the agony of the spinal and epidural I endured for the sake of the kids.

    I’m hopig they’ll let me cut the cords afterall you men can when a babies born. 😛 😈

    #29092
    itchinads
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    Mental note, drinking in Devon may not be without risks

    You evil woman 😀

    #29093
    XDC MadHippy
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    *shivers*

    8)

    #29094
    Beer_Monster
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    thats just pure evil…….is there a presidence for removing someone from XDC??…..
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    oh m8 morgs, i can only imagine….keep the faith brother.

    #29095
    airmessy
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    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Sorry morgs…

    Mu..st……..

    stop……..

    laughing…..

    😆

    #29096
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    MOrgs will luv it, the two of them being the S&M types

    At least we now know who the sadist is

    #29097
    xdc magicker
    Participant

    yikes

    #29098
    Captain_Chronic
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    Looks like we will have a castrati amongst the ranks soon then 😕

    #29099
    XDC Dutchman
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    This is about as evil as a big movie villian who tells the dying hero his entire scheme only for the hero to magically recover and thwart this evil doer.

    Come on Morgan, read this post before it’s too late, we’re all rooting for ya !

    #29100
    ajnabi121
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    Someone call the poor fella and warn him of what lies ahead of him 😕

    << Get Him To Change His Mind >> QUICK

    I wouldn’t want her to be my wife 😈 🙄 😈

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    #29101
    XDCMorgan
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    Its alright chaps. Having been keeping my eye on this one.

    Yes Sharon is evil and yes she did do what she said in her post. But in all honesty it was planned anyway. It was my idea to get the snip, have said I would get it all along. The way I look at it is that Sharon got cut open twice to bring our 2 kids into the world. We aint having anymore so the least I can do is get my self sorted.

    I asked her to phone the doctors because Im at work all day and its got sod all to do with wimping out and she aint going anywhere near my nads to cut the tubes. Its going to be bad enough just seeing her smug face as I walk around in agony for days afterwards!!

    Let this be a warning to all you chaps out there….. DONT MARRY A BITCH DEMON QUEEN FROM HELL!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

    #29102
    XDCOldPhart
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    Tee hee hee

    Morgy is off to the vet to get neutered 😈

    #29103
    Lensman
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    Reminds me of the joke about a camel and two bricks… 🙂

    #29104
    XDC Dutchman
    Participant

    @=XDC=Morgan wrote:

    Its alright chaps. Having been keeping my eye on this one.

    Yes Sharon is evil and yes she did do what she said in her post. But in all honesty it was planned anyway. It was my idea to get the snip, have said I would get it all along. The way I look at it is that Sharon got cut open twice to bring our 2 kids into the world. We aint having anymore so the least I can do is get my self sorted.

    I asked her to phone the doctors because Im at work all day and its got sod all to do with wimping out and she aint going anywhere near my nads to cut the tubes. Its going to be bad enough just seeing her smug face as I walk around in agony for days afterwards!!

    Let this be a warning to all you chaps out there….. DONT MARRY A BITCH DEMON QUEEN FROM HELL!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

    I think we’ll all agree that the two of you agreed on this procedure, but getting a local and watching/feeling it all happen ? What kind of sicko are you to want to go through it like that !
    I had a lump removed from inside my left arm in the past year, and I had local, and although you don’t feel any pain, you still feel the cutting open, the blood running down, the pulling on your insides and then the cutting. No pain though 😀

    #29105
    XDCMorgan
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    NO PAIN!!!!! NO PAIN YOU SAY!!!!!

    WHATS THE BLOODY POINT THEN!!!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

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