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July 7, 2006 at 8:51 pm #14433
XDCMissis
ParticipantAfter a pretty shitty week Phil recieved a letter regarding his forthcoming vasectomy, being the good wife he asks if I can phone up and sort it.
No probs I say, sowhilst hes working hard to earn the money to pay for the mortgage, food on the table blah blah blah I pick up the phone to arrange the
appointment. The nurse taking the booking informs me that its normally the
wife who phones to arrange this 🙄 the men don’t seem to like this stageAnyway, knowing my phil has expressed the desire to be knocked out for it
it was never mentioned during his consultation only a local was. The nurse
asks me whats his preference…After soul searching and much deliberation…I decided a local that way I can sit next to him give his hand a reassuring whilst they stick the needle just above his pride and joy and watch the tears as the local is injected(it stings like f**k) remembering the agony of the spinal and epidural I endured for the sake of the kids.
I’m hopig they’ll let me cut the cords afterall you men can when a babies born. 😛 😈
July 7, 2006 at 8:53 pm #29092itchinads
ParticipantMental note, drinking in Devon may not be without risks
You evil woman 😀
July 7, 2006 at 10:05 pm #29093XDC MadHippy
Participant*shivers*
8)
July 8, 2006 at 12:27 am #29094Beer_Monster
Participantthats just pure evil…….is there a presidence for removing someone from XDC??…..
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oh m8 morgs, i can only imagine….keep the faith brother.July 8, 2006 at 2:17 am #29095airmessy
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OBwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sorry morgs…
Mu..st……..
stop……..
laughing…..
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July 8, 2006 at 7:55 am #29096XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMOrgs will luv it, the two of them being the S&M types
At least we now know who the sadist is
July 8, 2006 at 9:17 am #29097xdc magicker
Participantyikes
July 8, 2006 at 12:04 pm #29098Captain_Chronic
ParticipantLooks like we will have a castrati amongst the ranks soon then 😕
July 8, 2006 at 1:17 pm #29099XDC Dutchman
ParticipantThis is about as evil as a big movie villian who tells the dying hero his entire scheme only for the hero to magically recover and thwart this evil doer.
Come on Morgan, read this post before it’s too late, we’re all rooting for ya !
July 10, 2006 at 12:25 am #29100ajnabi121
ParticipantSomeone call the poor fella and warn him of what lies ahead of him 😕
<< Get Him To Change His Mind >> QUICK
I wouldn’t want her to be my wife 😈 🙄 😈
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July 10, 2006 at 6:10 am #29101XDCMorgan
ParticipantIts alright chaps. Having been keeping my eye on this one.
Yes Sharon is evil and yes she did do what she said in her post. But in all honesty it was planned anyway. It was my idea to get the snip, have said I would get it all along. The way I look at it is that Sharon got cut open twice to bring our 2 kids into the world. We aint having anymore so the least I can do is get my self sorted.
I asked her to phone the doctors because Im at work all day and its got sod all to do with wimping out and she aint going anywhere near my nads to cut the tubes. Its going to be bad enough just seeing her smug face as I walk around in agony for days afterwards!!
Let this be a warning to all you chaps out there….. DONT MARRY A BITCH DEMON QUEEN FROM HELL!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
July 10, 2006 at 7:32 am #29102XDCOldPhart
ParticipantTee hee hee
Morgy is off to the vet to get neutered 😈
July 10, 2006 at 9:47 am #29103Lensman
ParticipantReminds me of the joke about a camel and two bricks… 🙂
July 10, 2006 at 9:53 am #29104XDC Dutchman
Participant@=XDC=Morgan wrote:
Its alright chaps. Having been keeping my eye on this one.
Yes Sharon is evil and yes she did do what she said in her post. But in all honesty it was planned anyway. It was my idea to get the snip, have said I would get it all along. The way I look at it is that Sharon got cut open twice to bring our 2 kids into the world. We aint having anymore so the least I can do is get my self sorted.
I asked her to phone the doctors because Im at work all day and its got sod all to do with wimping out and she aint going anywhere near my nads to cut the tubes. Its going to be bad enough just seeing her smug face as I walk around in agony for days afterwards!!
Let this be a warning to all you chaps out there….. DONT MARRY A BITCH DEMON QUEEN FROM HELL!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
I think we’ll all agree that the two of you agreed on this procedure, but getting a local and watching/feeling it all happen ? What kind of sicko are you to want to go through it like that !
I had a lump removed from inside my left arm in the past year, and I had local, and although you don’t feel any pain, you still feel the cutting open, the blood running down, the pulling on your insides and then the cutting. No pain though 😀July 10, 2006 at 9:13 pm #29105XDCMorgan
ParticipantNO PAIN!!!!! NO PAIN YOU SAY!!!!!
WHATS THE BLOODY POINT THEN!!!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
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