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You’ve played too much Battlefield When..
1. When sitting beside a wee chav in a shit-box car with a massive exhaust and pish techno blaring out the window, you wait for the lights to go green and absolutely muller the wee prick. You look in the rear view mirror and shout ” ‘Ave It!”
2. When shopping with the wife she complains of being hungry, you throw her a petrol station sandwich and shout “There you go, back on your feet soldier”
3. On the same shopping trip sitting in a hot, packed shoe shop you look around and think “One ‘nade and you’d all be history” (maybe thats just me?)
4. Still out shopping you run madly towards the nearest cash point and frantically look for the “E” button on the keypad.
5. When leaving the shopping centre car park you almost instinctively scan the horizon for engineers…
Jeez, I need a life. 😀
Ha.. I think of BF3 a bit too it has to be said, look forward to getting home more so than usual nowadays
6. you’re going down the escalators at Brixton station thinking where the guy with the RPG is going to be hiding
7. When yoou’re walking through a park you’re scanning the bushes for snipers
8. When you hear a mobile phone go off you start looking for mobiule spawn points….
@airmessy wrote:
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
1. When your wife turns your PC off while playing
PMSL poor max. hahahaha
It was losing my points that got my goat! I put her in her place…….yeah right
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