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This reminds me of an article in FHM from about 12 years ago (ahh, those were the days) which was basically about people who’d injured themselves/died whilst performing lewd acts. What had happened to them was funny/bizarre enough, but what made me laugh the most were the explanations that the survivors had given the doctors.
One guy had apparently been doing the vaccuuming in the nude and slipped, resulting in the hose getting jammed up his arse. Another guy had got his knob stuck in a milk bottle after he’d been doing the washing up (in the nude of course) and dropped and it landed on his tadger. But the funniest was the guy who was buggering a chicken when a rockslide landed on him. Obviously he didn’t have an explanation, but I just found it funny.