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Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd, pierces the quiet …………
“Well, foockin stop doin it then!”
or maybe if he donated all the money he spends on pink sunglasses they could all be driving around in Porsches…much better way to die I reckon.
LOL!!!
Bono’s a twat. But he’s not the only spaz in the entertainment industry. Why are celebrities always trying to get US to donate OUR money to their favourite charities?
Surely with their millions they could all get together and end third world debt themselves, without the hassle of making a charity record or performing at a concert?
Top stuff Insane.
Reminds me of when I was at a Downset* gig and the singer decided to be dead “political” and shouted something along the lines of “Capitalism is destroying society and keeping the poor down!” or something, to which my mate shouted out “Aye, and at 15 quid a ticket you should fucking know mate!” which didn’t go down very well with the band it has to be said, though the audience thought it was quite funny at the time.
*If anyone from Downset reads this you should know that you were absolutely fucking shite live. No really, you were. I’d go as far as to say that you were almost as bad as Wolfsbane and they were easily the worst band I’ve ever seen. My top tip for bands like you is to stop launching into diatribe about the world/the music scene/the price of fish after every other song. Honestly, you just sound thick as shit when you do that. Oh, and stop being so fat. It would be okay if you were proper beer belly fat because that would be rock n roll but to be too many Jammy Dodgers fat just looks effeminate and gay.
So anyway. Back to pop music. I’d rather look at the wazzo jugs of that bird from 2 Unlimited again than listen to U2, who I hate as much as REM. And I really can’t stand them nonces.
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