haha great stuff 😆
What I do know is that the protein in his juice is GREAT for the hair follicles in your eyebrows!
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Will you please send me a picture and give me your phone number i really want to meet you (you sound so smart). I am told that my man juice taste like candy and Quote:
she who swallows my whole load will be Rich and Famous for the rest of there life
. I bet your boyfriend cant do that. That no talent ass clown can only give you a fat ass.
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Oh yeah, this is totally true. Sperm makes all sorts of things bigger. I’d just moved into my new house, I decided my couch wasn’t big enough. So I whacked off over it every day for a week, and now it’s twice the size!
You probably don’t want to know how I turned my car into a 4×4, do you?
for instance…priceless 😛