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Actually more the thought of him singing Gummy bears whilst I’m getting a right plugging.

Sorry JC didnt mean to call you a bastard. LeGit did tho 😉

LOL! 😆
Although you have it a tad wrong Neon.
Jesus wouldnt have known that Herod was his father. Mary always claimed the birth to be immaculate conception, Which we all of course know is impossible. She always denied the exsitence of a father.
Anyway to back it up a bit, I found this on tinterweb:

Matthew 1:18-2:23
The miraculous birth

1. When Mary was engaged to Joseph, while she was still virgin, she was impregnated by the Holy Spirit. Joseph didn’t want to shame her so he resolved to break the engagement quietly.

18Now the birth of Jesus Christ took place in this way. When his mother Mary had been betrothed to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child of the Holy Spirit;
19and her husband Joseph, being a just man and unwilling to put her to shame, resolved to divorce her quietly. (Matt. 1:18-19)

Christians see no shame since the Holy Spirit impregnated her, but I do. Joseph had no knowledge of what happened, nor was he given a chance to grant permission. Nor are we told if Mary had advance knowledge. All of a sudden, she found herself pregnant for no apparent reason. The Holy Spirit just snuck in and did the deed. There is no escaping Jesus was born out of wedlock.

2. As Joseph was considering breaking off the engagement, an angel appeared to him in a dream to tell him she was conceived by the Holy Spirit. She will bear a son to be called Jesus who will save his people from their sins.

20But as he considered this, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying, “Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit;
21she will bear a son, and you shall call his name Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins.” (Matt. 1:20-21)

The realistic explanation is not flattering. We could argue that the angel was just that, a dream. Mary was impregnated by a lover she couldn’t or wouldn’t name. Out of love for Mary, Joseph claimed to be the real father; but no matter how you look at it, Jesus was a bastard child.

So this guy is also going to the place with the big Dale Winton guy.
Oh and of course the Jews, Muslims, Bhuddist, Hindus and Jedi’s to name but a few of us.
It’s going to be a big party SOIA, sure you dont want to come? 😈

PS i’m also bored, which is why I posted this 😉