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  • in reply to: Oldphart and his trousers! #44284
    tess
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    Wow Pharty, you’re not so old at all.
    And, not a bad looking bloke 😉
    Now, get your trousers off!! 😉

    in reply to: VIZ TOP TIPS #44315
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    😆 😆 Poor Jeremy Beadle…do you know his willy is really tiny? But, on the other hand….. 😆 😆
    Nobody ever laughs at that joke, except me 😆

    in reply to: HOT ACTION!!! #44146
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    Is it a male or a female? I can’t decide 🙂

    in reply to: Why not to send women for an oil change #44112
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    I think it was a man driver!

    in reply to: Hannibal rising. #43999
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    Good

    in reply to: Hannibal rising. #43997
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    I liked (the books) Silence of the lambs and Red Dragon, but was not so impressed with Hannibal – it was a bit too gory for me, it seemed to be bloodthirsty just for the sake of it, and not as much of a thriller as the other two. Do you think I’ll enjoy this book?

    in reply to: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest #29266
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    (the first was 9.5/10 – lost half a point for lack of nudity)

    Dont worry Fluff mate, I hear orlando and Johnny take off there clothes in the 3rd one, that should cheer you up :/

    I can’t wait. Anyone with any nudey pics of Johnny Depp should send them to me right now so I don’t have to wait for the film 😀

    in reply to: Symbolisms in the Landscape #43567
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    Philosophy and train stations? What sort of a bollox excuse for a degree is that? 😆

    in reply to: Wii Wee Leads to Death #43365
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    @CowboyUK wrote:

    Bizarre, never knew drinking too much water could kill you.

    Cowboy

    That’s what killed Leah Betts.

    in reply to: Doc – advice if you don’t mind :) #43233
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    I went to the doctor, got the steriods already, was just hoping for some magic cure lol.

    As to the blowjobs, by dribbling do you mean I am under Dr’s orders to swallow? Vic is really going to love you 😆

    in reply to: Honk If You Love Vista? #42996
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    I have ordered my upgrade to Vista – still dithering about whether or not to actually go ahead with it or not though.If it’s a matter of insert DVD and let it do the rest, then that’s fine. Anything else seems like too much hard work 😆

    in reply to: Doc – advice if you don’t mind :) #43229
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    Feck 🙁 How long had he to wait it out for? I don’t want to look like this for months!!
    Vic says the best cure is lots of sex without foreplay and loads of BJs for him, somehow I think he’s lying though 😕

    in reply to: Doc – advice if you don’t mind :) #43227
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    You were emptying your bowels through your mouth??? Ewwww, I know some of the lads on here spew shit, but bleughhhhh… 😆

    By the way, are you the midget on the right or the stripey ballbag enclosed gent on the left?

    in reply to: Good, wholesome, christian fun! #43163
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    They’re talking about war in the heavenlies, not physical war – but it is a bit odd to watch 🙂

    in reply to: for teh medically inclined… #43088
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    Sounds like worms to me too. Go to your chemist and get some Prispen powders, get them down you tonight. It’ll give you a quare dose of the shits, but it’ll kill the worms and clear out the eggs and all – and most all it’ll stop your ring itching!

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