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tess
ParticipantWow Pharty, you’re not so old at all.
And, not a bad looking bloke 😉
Now, get your trousers off!! 😉tess
Participant😆 😆 Poor Jeremy Beadle…do you know his willy is really tiny? But, on the other hand….. 😆 😆
Nobody ever laughs at that joke, except me 😆tess
ParticipantIs it a male or a female? I can’t decide 🙂
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ParticipantI think it was a man driver!
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ParticipantGood
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ParticipantI liked (the books) Silence of the lambs and Red Dragon, but was not so impressed with Hannibal – it was a bit too gory for me, it seemed to be bloodthirsty just for the sake of it, and not as much of a thriller as the other two. Do you think I’ll enjoy this book?
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Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
(the first was 9.5/10 – lost half a point for lack of nudity)
Dont worry Fluff mate, I hear orlando and Johnny take off there clothes in the 3rd one, that should cheer you up :/
I can’t wait. Anyone with any nudey pics of Johnny Depp should send them to me right now so I don’t have to wait for the film 😀
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ParticipantPhilosophy and train stations? What sort of a bollox excuse for a degree is that? 😆
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Participant@CowboyUK wrote:
Bizarre, never knew drinking too much water could kill you.
Cowboy
That’s what killed Leah Betts.
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ParticipantI went to the doctor, got the steriods already, was just hoping for some magic cure lol.
As to the blowjobs, by dribbling do you mean I am under Dr’s orders to swallow? Vic is really going to love you 😆
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ParticipantI have ordered my upgrade to Vista – still dithering about whether or not to actually go ahead with it or not though.If it’s a matter of insert DVD and let it do the rest, then that’s fine. Anything else seems like too much hard work 😆
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ParticipantFeck 🙁 How long had he to wait it out for? I don’t want to look like this for months!!
Vic says the best cure is lots of sex without foreplay and loads of BJs for him, somehow I think he’s lying though 😕tess
ParticipantYou were emptying your bowels through your mouth??? Ewwww, I know some of the lads on here spew shit, but bleughhhhh… 😆
By the way, are you the midget on the right or the stripey ballbag enclosed gent on the left?
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ParticipantThey’re talking about war in the heavenlies, not physical war – but it is a bit odd to watch 🙂
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ParticipantSounds like worms to me too. Go to your chemist and get some Prispen powders, get them down you tonight. It’ll give you a quare dose of the shits, but it’ll kill the worms and clear out the eggs and all – and most all it’ll stop your ring itching!
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