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@TurksMeister wrote:
the combined cooking prowess of my mother and Monkeys father is exceeded by none
is that an euphemism ?
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lol spunker………..not sure i want to know what sites you visit!! 😯
I bought myself the leatherman charge Ti or summat when i was out in the States a few years back, it comes with all the usual bits, has a changeable screwdriver (slotted to phillips) and also various other screwdriver heads (hexaganal type heads).
i managed to get a quick game of battlegroup frontlines over the weekend, not a bad mod acutally………..i haven’t played 2142 for a while.
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
But the advice is muh appreciated, even though I am sure I will spend the rest of my life wishing I had at least rodgered the wench.
One way around it would be to say to this girl “Hey! How are things?” and after half an hour you’ll be pretending have something more important to do than listen to her.
The other way to ease the throbbing is to go and have a good ole tommy tank!! a few slaps of the salami and that horniness will just dissapear…………it must work as i read it in viz or summat. 😉
Pharty……..your wife is hot and her folks are minted!!!! Are you nuts ?
Being a bit more serious now, any relationship that has been running for a long period of time becomes monotonous to a point; we still love and adore our partners but the tedium of everyday life with them fails to ignite any fires now, we’ve all been there and done it a thousand times. Meeting someone new and finding there is a mutual attraction is going to give any guy a raging hard-on after so many years in a single relationship but you need to look deeper into your current relationship and see what it is that made you decide to make Lady Pharty your wife.
Perhaps do some new stuff together rather than eating at the same restaurants, going to the same places on holiday or having the same hobbies try and do some new stuff………I’m being presumptious but i assume you’re both ok financially so why not get yourselves out there on a couple of harleys or up in the air both learning to fly; both of these hobbies you could share and indeed use to travel across Europe together, opening up a new social World to you both.As for getting your dick wet with this woman, thats great but think ahead once said deed is done…..can you see a long term relationship developing with her ? If its just for the sake of a ride then as sPUNKer pointed out can you live with the burden of guilt ? Telling your wife after the event would be the most disasterous thing you could do to her and yourself, it would be better to live with the guilt and keep quiet- “what the eyes don’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve”; you would put it down to one of life’s experiences and move on! sure you’d feel like shit for a period of time but the experience could help reinforce just how strongly you actually feel for your wife.
As lammie pointed out, the grass isn’t always greener and within a period of time you will find yourself in the same position wondering if it was all really worth it!
I’ll end this sermon with my favourite saying which i just made up for this occasion……….
Its better to rekindle the embers of a dying fire than have to work twice as hard to light a new one.
Thats about as far as i go with advice, normally the meter would be running and i’d be knocking you for a tenner and a bleeding good tip 😉
good luck. 😕
WeT takes no responsibility for any actions or injuries resulting from his rather dodgy matriomonial advice……..he’s a cab driver not Dierdrie Saunders ffs
not seen it mate but did watch a couple of “the IT crowd” or summat………….jesus fecking christ what a pile of unfunny shite that is!! If thats what working in an office is like thanks fuck i’m self employed and all alone in my little cab, i’d be up on GBH charges within a week if i had to work with twats like that.
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The best advice i can offer is, get straight back on the bike and overcome any anxiety………if the day ever comes that you genuinely feel nervous about riding or being on the bike then get rid of it and get yourself into a car, you will be a danger to yourself and others.
To reitterate the point, i was chatting to a cousin of mine who now lives in Italy last week and he has always ridden bikes as well as driving cars, he’s a very good rider/driver but recently had an accident in Italy, not dissimilar to yourself whereby he nearly ended up under the car! When he got the bike back from the insurance he got back on it and tried riding it for a few weeks but found that he had lost his confidence and felt nervous……he’s turned his back on over 30 years of bike riding as he feels he’s a liability to all motorists…
Whatever the outcome, enjoy the biking and watch out for the fuckwits of the World.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
Cant believe I missed that.. although wouldnt expect it in a WildEggTamer post.. mmm graphical Funbabes
cheeky git! what you saying, i’m a queer or summat ?? lets take it outside big fella!! 😉
a few links for ya insane, just to give you some ideas next time you’re in your sleeping bag 😀
that should give you a bit of bashing material for a while 😛
glad to see you’re still in the land of the living mate………….i had a few tumbles when i was doing the knowledge and that was on a poxy honda C90 at low speed, most just involved wet manhole covers or frozen white lines but i had a fair few close misses with fuckwit motorists who had no clue how to use their mirrors…………
i did have a guy trying to knock me off my bike once by swerving into me!! Beleve it or not all because i tried to wave him onto a road from a slip road and when he didn’t make it i put my hand up as if to say “never mind”, this seemed to really annoy him and he then decided to chase me down the A40 swerving into me………….fucking wanker, i hope the cunt dies/died a painful death 👿
In all i done 3 years riding a bike around London and to be honest that was enough for me, i enjoyed the freedom it gave in traffic and had some crazy fun on the bike which tempted me to go for the full licence but in the end i decided that with so many twats driving cars i’d be safer in my big black cab, and contrary to popular belief i think by having the 3 years on a bike around London it has made me a more considerate driver who is far more aware of bikes than perhaps other motorists who have never ridden.
I have a simple philosophy when it comes to motor bikes or the police, i’d rather have them in front of me than behind me, that way i can keep an eye on them and keep myself out of trouble!
