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  • #17529
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fucksakes, of all the rotten things

    There I was complacently contemplating 10 years of marriage, kids to come and all that.

    Then, lightening strikes and and all that malarky and Pharty is feeling that pusle tingling, heart racing thingy you felt when a teenagaer and in luuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

    Except I am not a teenager and I have been married umpteen years, in fact we are off to celebrate said occasion tomorrow in a rather prestigious place (no Insane, sorry, no plebes).

    And I am in Luuuuurrrvvv teenage style… and oh bugger, guess what, its not with the missus either.

    Fark!

    So what now O’ illuminted ones, as the Phart is at his wits end. Espescially as , deep down inside his filthy atheist heart, he is a very moral creature and feels that this is wrong………….

    Fuck me sideways, I did not ask for this…….

    So????????? Should I at least mount her or not?

    A confused Phart

    PPS: I am being serious in a Phart kind of way

    😥

    #62882
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    You already know what the right thing to do is…

    #62883
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    That would be to give her a bit anal then would it?

    #62884
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    @=XDC=OldPhart wrote:

    That would be to give her a bit anal then would it?

    Hell Yeh!

    #62885
    XDCNeonSamurai
    Participant

    So who’s this bloke you’re talking about Pharty?

    #62886
    XDCOldPhart
    Participant

    Cheeky sod

    #62887
    XDCsPUNKer
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    hmmm. What to do…
    Every case is different but I’ll make my philosophical view on it.
    I’m assuming you love yer wife dearly but after 10 years you are perhaps feeling that the passion has gone out of it a bit?
    You’re in the street or at a restaurant and spend more time looking at your food and the waitress than your wife?.
    Having sex with the missus and you aint thinking about the cricket results in order to hold fire but feel the need to fantasize that she is somebody else in order to fire your shots?
    some other young totty comes along and decides they are going to be flirty with you and you start dribbling like Stephen Hawking?
    I recommend you either have a one night fling with this girl and see wether it’s really worth it and carry the burdon of that secret with you for the rest of your time with the missus
    or you come out and be honest to her and tell her that there is this girl that is causing you confusion in an adolescent kind of way and try to discuss
    what you as a couple should do about it in order to spice things up again in your relationship.
    I cant really give advice. My 4 year relationship has just fallen apart this week and as a typical male I’m falling over myself with the regret of not being given the one last opportunity to fix it.
    Having said that I was there last night and today and definitely made some ground but through all our shit she found some other guy and even though we were cuddled in bed and making love today
    that she is probably in bed with this guy right now.
    Fuck it! Cant help you mate 😕

    #62888
    Lammie
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    All I can add is as someone who’s been married for 10yrs and has 3 kids whilst it’s always nice and probably flattering to atract the attention of said rampant young wench and whilst the grass may appear greener…..

    Fast forward a few years and ….. Deja Vu?

    #62889
    XDC wild egg tamer
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    Pharty……..your wife is hot and her folks are minted!!!! Are you nuts ?

    Being a bit more serious now, any relationship that has been running for a long period of time becomes monotonous to a point; we still love and adore our partners but the tedium of everyday life with them fails to ignite any fires now, we’ve all been there and done it a thousand times. Meeting someone new and finding there is a mutual attraction is going to give any guy a raging hard-on after so many years in a single relationship but you need to look deeper into your current relationship and see what it is that made you decide to make Lady Pharty your wife.
    Perhaps do some new stuff together rather than eating at the same restaurants, going to the same places on holiday or having the same hobbies try and do some new stuff………I’m being presumptious but i assume you’re both ok financially so why not get yourselves out there on a couple of harleys or up in the air both learning to fly; both of these hobbies you could share and indeed use to travel across Europe together, opening up a new social World to you both.

    As for getting your dick wet with this woman, thats great but think ahead once said deed is done…..can you see a long term relationship developing with her ? If its just for the sake of a ride then as sPUNKer pointed out can you live with the burden of guilt ? Telling your wife after the event would be the most disasterous thing you could do to her and yourself, it would be better to live with the guilt and keep quiet- “what the eyes don’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve”; you would put it down to one of life’s experiences and move on! sure you’d feel like shit for a period of time but the experience could help reinforce just how strongly you actually feel for your wife.

    As lammie pointed out, the grass isn’t always greener and within a period of time you will find yourself in the same position wondering if it was all really worth it!

    I’ll end this sermon with my favourite saying which i just made up for this occasion……….

    Its better to rekindle the embers of a dying fire than have to work twice as hard to light a new one.

    Thats about as far as i go with advice, normally the meter would be running and i’d be knocking you for a tenner and a bleeding good tip 😉

    good luck. 😕

    WeT takes no responsibility for any actions or injuries resulting from his rather dodgy matriomonial advice……..he’s a cab driver not Dierdrie Saunders ffs

    #62890
    XDC_Wolf
    Participant

    In my eyes,. it is human nature to desire to spread your seed and you will fall in and out of lust and passion with partners over the years, but when you make that extra step beyond human nature to devoting your life to someone and getting married, it is a statement that singles us out from human nature, makes us stronger. I have no doubt you would love to mount your new prospect, but these past ten years of devotion to your wife would be for nothing. I come from this as a person who beleives in the sanctity of marriage, not in a religous way, but in a personal devotion way. To long have I seen people be ruined by the fleeting passion of an affir, there lives empty and passionless. For the rest of time you risk losing what has driven you over these past ten years in spending your time and passion with this one example of the human race who can make you happy beyond your wildest dreams, and for what? a 10th of a second orgasm with someone else? Would there be any future for you and this strumpet? would you feel half the man you are if you gave in to this temptation?

    Any way, enough moralising, it is a tough choice and one only you can make, but my advice is clear, don’t do it.

    #62891
    Mugworth
    Participant

    What he said ^^

    #62892
    dodge
    Participant

    I agree with Wolf.If you do end up splitting up because of this girl you will probably realise in a couple of months that you really did love your wife more than you thought and there maybe no way of fixing the situation. Its your choice mate. You could lose 10 years of marriage for a fling that might only end up being a one nyt thing. some people can have affairs all the time and hide it well without a conscience. i suggest if you are not one of them people then dont do what you wouldnt want done to yourself.If you are one of them people what she doesnt know wont hurt her. 🙂

    #62893
    TurksMeister
    Participant

    If you could post a picture of both women involved, I could more informed advise!

    #62894
    xdc magicker
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    dont do it phart.. you will waste the next 5 years of your life getting over it and putting the pieces back together again and it may well be a life that is no where near as good as what you get – take it as an internal wake up call to give you and the misses a poke ( from all directions)

    #62895
    XDC-snell
    Participant

    @TurksMeister wrote:

    If you could post a picture of both women involved, I could more informed advise!

    We could put it to the vote ?

    I’ll get me coat………..

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