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I’d have been on XDC too, but I had a curry (which gave me wind something awful) and watched ‘The Mancurian Candidate’.
Thing is, if we say we’re putting EF on the server on Tues and Thurs then we need to stick to that for a few weeks, especially if we’re putting the maps into rotation ad infinitum. I showed my face around 7pm for 45 minutes to get the server started, but then had to go.
The servers appear to be some kind of shining beacon in the night, with big neon flashing lights
LOL ๐ Yes, it does attract ‘tards. But the first few times we put EF on the server there were a lot of XDC around and we had some very good games. Sure, people still change sides, but the more regular players who turn up the better. The fewer XDC on a server (and friends of XDC) the poorer the game in my experience.
@=XDC=Badger wrote:
Yep, utter crap ‘wotaboutya’ film, best bit, disc 2 about 15-20 mins in, that girl has great tits!
When I heard how this film was being pitched “It’s about a bisexual warrior”, I immediately wondered exactly who it was being marketed for. I mean, it’s not really a date flick or a guys movie.
Then, when the movie turns out to be bollox, Oliver Stone turns around and blames the public for ‘being unable to watch a film about a sensitive man’. Pah! I think it’s the public’s fault for not wanting to watch a shit film.
And Vonsmall’s right, Greeks weren’t bunch of metrosexual David Beckham wannabes, they were pretty fucking tough.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……….
What happened… you all wanted it, you all got it.. only I of XDC turn up .. n Fluffy for a bit :/
kin L if we cant pull in the crowds for this.. were doomed for fun on the server!
It’s complicated, but the bottom line is that Cowboy’s GF is bonkers.
And that Max is uber ghey.
And that I went out for a curry.
Oh sod it! Here’s video showing why the government won’t let iNSANE near their secret monet pit anymore:
The red text was added by Alistair Darling.
@=XDC=McQueen wrote:
@MaNSLaUgHtEr wrote:
Thx Messy ๐
Sorry for the psycho-rant, but nothing’s ever just bloody point-and-click simple, is it? lol
Guns are…..If you aim for the head. ๐
*Note to self* – Don’t go to McQueen with any IT problems that might involve pointing and clicking.
sorry to crash your homer thread, the mans a genius, fkin legend.
No probs Vonsmallone, you’re American Dad and Stewie posts are still delivering the laughs. Heck I’m going to edit my origional post.
I JUST WANNA READ FUNNY QUOTES FROM ANYONE GOSH DARN IT!
You sick pervs. I respect women for their personalities and minds, so I feel dirty that I have to lower myself to something like this, but here goes:
I agree with SOIA, Doc’s gone mental. Doc you should see another doc who deals with bad brain problems. Futurama didn’t suffer from the affliction that the Simpsons did: The first three series of The Simpsons.
Sadly they weren’t funny ๐
Futurama Quotes:
Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said ‘wink, wink’ out loud.
Bender: No I didn’t. Raise middle finger.Richard Nixon’s Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendo 64.
Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Monkey’s aren’t donkeys, quit messing with my head!Fry: But won’t that change history?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [ultra sarcastic] Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. “I’m My Own Grandfather”! Let’s just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!Bender: I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can’t have whiplash, you don’t even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!And back to my all time favourite Homer scene (appart from the one when his ghostly brain leaves his head and he collapses whilst talking to Flanders):
[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]
FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson.So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [pause]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Mr. Thompson.
Homer: Gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh… Now when I say “Hello Mr. Thompson” and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer’s foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he’s talking to you.hehe stop pretending your straight Neon ๐
I’m as straight as can be, just ask Cowboy. I’ve spurned his advances far too many times to be a chocolate whizz way rider.
But I digress, do we have Euro Farces on the server?
Okay server admins, here’s the deal:
You guys put Euro Forces on the server tonight, and I’ll post a little movie of a sexy lady in a pink bikini doing a dance.
Do we have a deal?
Yeah, TS was a bit quiet last night and it took a while to get a proper game going. I saw POD and Divie on the server though.
This means that you have no excuses not to come to the meet on teh 16th of June. You can’t say you’re studying, or spending time with your wife, or playing cricket.
YOU MUST DRINK BEER.
@To0THBRU5H wrote:
When is the meeting?
You probably don’t want me to come, I’m too classy for you guys
Of course we want you there T00thy! We’re going to be drinking at an exclusive club in Soho. Look for this sign on the door:
As it’s members only, you’ll need to use a password to get in, which will be:
“I NEED PORK-SWORDING NOW!!!!”
We’ll see you in there.
@=XDC= wild egg tamer wrote:
fucking bollocks!!!!
My cuz called today to tell me that a surprise 40th party is planned for his brother………….on the 16th!! ffs……….
I shall somehow work out a way of being at both places depending on times etc….any idea what time we are meeting up ?
Wha…!??!?!?!
You gotta be there WET! You’re one of the main instigators of this drink. Just tell the family that you’ve been called away on hush hush government work.
I will be missing the summer ball (and saving myself a good รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ90 in tickets and DJ hire), so should be able to make this.
Yay! Darn it WET, if Turks is coming, so must you!
