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I use the same workout that Chris Ryan recommended in that fitness book he wrote. Basically you spend 8 days without food, staggering around in a normally hot climate and occassionally drinking chemical pollutants that you mistook for a river. Honestly, the weight just drops off. So much in fact that you’ll probably need to see a doctor at the end of it. It’s called ‘The One That Got Away’.
Andy McNab wrote a similar book called ‘Bravo 2 Zero’, but I don’t think he lost as much weight. And he had to eat shit as well.
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Dungeon Master: To locate Zoltan’s secret lair, you must be swift but don’t dispair. He lurks where men might go to bed, and where a traveller rests his head. In a place that sees no day or night and will engulf the brightest light. Now go brave heroes no time to spare, and find that villains secret lair…
Steve: I’m sorry? Where we going?
Dungeon Master: The lair of Zoltan, scourge of the Granite Cliffs of…
Steve: Yeah. I get that. But where is it?
Dungeon Master: (sigh) To locate Zoltan’s secret lair…
Steve: Look. Do you know where Zoltan’s secret lair actually is, because if it’s that important that we find it shouldn’t you just tell us?
Dungeon Master: But when…
Steve: (points to watch)
Dungeon Master: (sigh) Manchester Travelodge.
Steve: And?
Dungeon Master: Room 414
Meanwhile at Zoltan’s Secret Lair…Zoltan: But I had a continental breakfast and the kettle in my room was broken!
Inn Keeper: I can’t give you a refund sir unless you write to head office with your reciept.
Hmm…
A rugby player, two footballers and a former Doctor Who…
I don’t think I could have any of them in a fight, so no need to ask them. But thanks anyway ‘sane.
Those Narnia guys kick arse, and that thread they’ve got going there is awesome! You heathens wouldn’t know good roleplaying if it bit you in the arse! I’ll start off a proper roleplaying thread here. Feel free to join in the adventure if you want:
Inn Keeper: “Good evening weary travellers. A room for the night?”
Gathrax the Dominator: “Yes. We require 3 rooms.”
Inn Keeper: “Do you want a full English Breakfast?”
Yarren Nimble Toes: “Is that included in the price.”
Inn Keeper: “It is during the week but not at the weekend. It’s an extra gp per room.”
Yarren Nimble Toes: “What do you get with the full English?”
Inn Keeper: “Well, it’s a buffet, served between 7:30 and 9:30. So you can eat as much as you like.”
Gathrax the Destroyer: “Since my father died I have been a vegetarian, so I’ll just go for a continental breakfast.”
Inn Keeper: “Do you all want a wakeup call and a newspaper?”
Where will the adverture take our heroes next? Roll up some characters and join the excitement!
He also knows the guy who played Gollum and KingKong
That’d be Andy Serkis. One of my wife’s friends ‘house sat’ whilst he and his family were away filming King Kong. She said that they had a nice house and were a nice family, so there’s no gossip there I’m afraid 😕
BTW Insane. John Hannah is a bit of a shortarse and I’d be well up for a fight with him, so if you could get your mate to ask him I’d appreciate it. Also, if any of you know them I’d be up for fights with these celebrities too:
Ronnie Corbett
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
Tom Cruise
That little bloke from ‘Fantasy Island’ – “The plane boss! The plane!”
Jimmy Crankie
“Greetings. I am Jarred Vorpalblade, Son of Jerrech the Destroyer, and overlord to the Kingdom of Lutharia. And this is my wife Brenda. We just wanted to say that we think that Madhippy and anyone in or associated with the Brown family are geeks and should stop being so nerdy. And that’s coming from a couple of live roleplayers who normally get laughed at by hikers, or people walking their dogs.”*But that video you posted was actually pretty cool 😉
*Disclaimer. Neither Jarred Vorpalblade or his wife actually said those things. Although they did say that they could have all three of you in a fight, and their address is; Mithral Cottage, 14 High Street, Hastings, Sussex.
I would like a running commentary of my life, by that guy who does it for the Unreal Tournament games:
VO Man: “NeonSamurai has entered the room.”
Me: “Hiya. How’s things?”
My employer: “What the hell was that?”
Me: “That’s my voice over. All cool people have a voice over don’t they?”
VO Man: “NeonSamurai is dominating.”
My employer: “Who’s NeonSamurai? Why’s he dominating?”
Me: “I’m NeonSamurai and I’m mentally your superior.”
VO Man: “LazyB@stard69 is getting owned.”
My employer: “What?! I’m not lazy! How dare you call me lazy?”
Me: “I dare because I have this gun!”
VO Man: “Headshot!”
Me: “Hey! Administrative staff! You’ve denyed me overtime for the last time!”
VO Man: “Monster, MONSTER, MONSTER KILL!”
Me: “MWAHAHHAHAAA! I am invincible! Kneel before me world!”
Police Marksman: “I have a clean shot. Requesting permission to fire.”
VO Man: “Game Over. “
Actually that doesn’t sound so good on paper…
@Wipers wrote:
The DOS SYS command will make the drive bootable. It should be on the boot diskette.
http://www.computerhope.com/syshlp.htm
If you can do that you could copy the autoexec over and edit it so the paths relate to C: The CD Rom drivers would need to be copied to C: too obviously.
It would only work if the C: partition was less than 2Gb and formatted as FAT. But you could change that later after installing ME.
Hooray! Wipers for teh win! That’s what I was looking for. I’ll give it a try and if it won’t work they I’ll do some jiggery pokery with HDD and other laptops, but I knew there was a proper way to do it.
By way of thanks, here’s Sarah Michelle Gellar on her fourth date with the invisible man:
And don’t worry Silver, ’tis the full product.
It’s my old firewall PC (which has been running linux) and I said I’d give it to somebody’s kid. But obviously a linux laptop isn’t everyone’s idea of a good time so I said I’d install ME on it, which was what I had running on there origionally (‘cos it supported all the drivers).
But I’d installed ME via 95, and now I don’t have the disks. Although I could have sworn that there’s a way to make the HDD bootable from a floppy.
Bah! Computers! Who’d have ’em?
BTW: LS external FDD won’t work 🙁
Cheers Magicker, although I don’t reckon the BIOS in this laptop’ll recognise them. It’s an old, old, old, Compal (who?) laptop with only 3 boot options HDD, Floppy or CD ROM.
The other option (I suppose) is to install DOS 6 or 7 and then modify the autoexec to include CD ROM drivers and then try the CD ROM.
I don’t think I can get hold of a shuttle external CD ROM drive, but I know what you mean. That’d solve the problem in a flash.
However, I’m pretty sure I can copy the autoexec.bat and the boot.ini to the root of C: and make it bootable, although it’s not, so I must be doing something wrong. Or am I imagining something that I saw in an episode of Bugs?
Fuckin’ eh! That’s pretty awesome!
Although, if we can just be serious for a moment, I think that this is potentially a bad idea.
At the moment Stephen Hawking uses his intellect and genius for good, but if something bad happened and he just flipped out and went nutzoid you’d be glad that you could hide from him in snowy Alaska or the rocky mountains of Scotland. However, with this tank chair uneven terrain would no longer be his Achilles heel, and if he strapped on an RPG and an M60, he’d be like one of the bosses from Quake 2, only super clever.
Go up against your common or garden evildoer, then hiding in a cupboard or moving house might save you, but not against Hawking. With his superior intellect, all-terrain wheelchair and 7.62 LMG your number would be up, big time.
So on paper it’s a great invention, but I feel that the creators haven’t fully realised this chair’s capacity for evil.
LOL!!!
Bono’s a twat. But he’s not the only spaz in the entertainment industry. Why are celebrities always trying to get US to donate OUR money to their favourite charities?
Surely with their millions they could all get together and end third world debt themselves, without the hassle of making a charity record or performing at a concert?
