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Wait a minute…
A similar thing happened when I was in your cab, when you hit that policeman. Are you saying that was a setup too? Although we had to bury his body and he seemed like he was dead. Are you saying he was acting, because if so he was bloody good?
Phew! Glad to get that off my chest.
They do look pretty sweet. If only I’d know about these a while back. I’ve got some decent cupped headphones, but no mic. Most gaming headsets are a bit cheap, but these look the business.
@LeGIt wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
“Personally I’d love to see Simon Cowell get his throat torn out by a rabid schizophrenic on killer amphetamines mumbling “Quantas Don’t Crash. Water burn baby.”
My dad is available for bookings.
Let’s do lunch.
Well young Turks you are indeed right to turn to me for neon-related advice:
Firstly, what exactly is neon? Well I’ll let my good friend Bez from the Happy Monday’s answer that for me:
“Why thank you Neon. Neon is the second-lightest noble gas, glows reddish-orange in a vacuum discharge tube and has over 40 times the refrigerating capacity of liquid helium and three times that of liquid hydrogen (on a per unit volume basis). In most applications it is a less expensive refrigerant than helium. Neon plasma has the most intense light discharge at normal voltages and currents of all the rare gases. The average color of this light to the human eye is red-orange; it contains a strong green line which is hidden, unless the visual components are dispersed by a spectroscope. I’d love to stay and chat, but my chum Shaun Ryder is currently having his mellons twisted and I said I’d help him out. Cheerio!”Well there you have it, it’s a gas, but it’s mostly known for it’s illuminating properties.
“Gott in himmel! How can you talk about neon and NOT mention Neon Genesis Evangelion? You are a dumkoph! I Asuka Langley Soryu, will explain what it really is!“Neon Genesis Evangelion , commonly referred to as NGE, Eva, or Evangelion, is a commercially and criticallysuccessful and influential Japanese anime and manga that began in 1995. The anime was created by Gainax, written and directed by Hideaki Anno and co-produced by TV Tokyo and Nihon Ad Systems (NAS). It is an apocalyptic mecha action series, and refers to Judeo-Christian symbols from the book of Genesis and Biblical apocrypha among others. Later episodes shift focus to psychoanalysis of the main characters, who display various emotional problems and mental illnesses; the nature of existence and reality are questioned in a way that lets Evangelion be characterized as “postmodern fantasy”Hideaki Anno, the director of the anime series, had suffered from clinical depression prior to creating the series, and the psychological aspects of the show are based on the director’s own experiences with overcoming it. Although by the end you’ll wish he’d fuckin’ topped himself…”
Oh dear me. I did forget about NGE, but I don’t think that’ll help young Turks with his costume. Unless he dresses up like this:
But that would be wrong, in many ways.
“Woah dude, you like, totally forgot to mention…”
Fuck off Reeves. Anyway, at such short notice the easy and relatively safe way to illuminate yourself without getting a permanent sun tan would be to use light sticks. Here’s some you can buy from Blacks camping stores:
Sticks made of light? You’d better believe it.
Sometimes you can find them in stick form which are about 30 centimetres long that you can twist and bend. I used to take them with me when I went raving as a young man, but I brought those from a weird hippy establishment, so I’m not sure where you could get them.
So what is neon? Well it’s a gas, an animated TV show and if you take away the ‘n’ at the end it becomes the name of a character in a film that had two appalling sequels.
Hope that helps!
“Walk softly so as not to step on dreams.”
Personally I reckon that the whole X Factor, Pop Idol, Dance Idol, Dancing on Ice, Any Dream Will Do, You’re the one that I want genre is shit, and just an excuse to watch people make fools of themselves and then get insulted by some experts.
My idea for a show was that you secretly film people in mental institutions when they’re acting up, and then have a panel of judges tell them why they’re mental and not going to amount to anything.
Doesn’t sound much different does it? But wait.
Prior to being told how worthless they are the patients will be given their medication, however, they will be asked to choose their own, rather than having it prescribed. This means that they might just take some asprin, tranquilizers, rohypnol or possibly Kamikaze 9 (the banned military combat drug), with hilarious consequences!
Personally I’d love to see Simon Cowell get his throat torn out by a rabid schizophrenic on killer amphetamines mumbling “Quantas Don’t Crash. Water burn baby.”
Nice find Wolf. You can never splatter enough Zombie brains.
I must say that I thought that the USAS 12 and the Laser cannon were pretty awesome.
This has been posted here before, but I reckon that this guy’s the best:
Super Funk Daddy Superstar Break
And the guy’s from High Wycombe, which is waaay cooler than coming from LA or the Bronx.
Didn’t you see Mouse’s other post?
Apparently real warfare is just like 2142 and not the dubiously unrealistic Red Orchestra. Last I hear he had a close call when some of the enemy started camping the UK spawn point, but luckily and admin booted them from the conflict.
@Alzir wrote:
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
@Alzir wrote:
Anyone who owns up gets at least at least a “Hi” but I will endeavour to spread the drunken chat as much as I can
Echo Echo Echo 😆
oi you’re meant to be in bed!
I’m often concerned by the relationship you two have…
For those of you new guys who don’t know, Alzir is one of the founder members of XDC and under clause 11e of the terms and conditions you agreed to when joining he is entitled to any of your limbs or organs due to medical or monetary emergency.
You should all say “Hi” before he’s in the mood for “another arm”.
Cheers
Neon “Lefty” Samurai
@=XDC=MADMAX wrote:
Theres my misses saying to me last night, I bet some sad individual will change your test to spell the word “cohk”, oh Doc.
Well maybe your missus knows you better than you think 😉
Unlike the r’tards who ‘designed’ the 2012 logo, I sat down and thought about what London 2012 is all about. What do the rest of the world know about London? Well most tourists come to soak up the heady history of the capital and look back over the ages at our rich heritage. So with that in mind I decided that my logo would be what the rest of the world would like to see, and the attitude that Londoners have to people coming from overseas.
And with that in mind ladies and gentlemen I give you the new London 2012 logo. A logo that tells Johnny foreigner just who the bloody hell he’s dealing with!
And welcome to the Olympics!
@=XDC=JuDgE-MenTaL wrote:
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
Hmmm…
Maybe some of you could try being less judgemental towards women and more accepting of their physical nature like I do?
Are you insinuating that I don’t like women for their physical features???????????
crazy foo, what else is there…
/me runs
Pah anyway Rhona Mitra isn’t there so I’d probably keep Nell and the rest can cook me a fry up and hold the beer.
Why you…!
But seriously, good for you. Unlike some people who say “don’t judge a book by its cover”, I say “don’t judge a book by what’s written inside it”. What’s wrong with making your opinion based on physical qualities?
None.
So guys remember this: Only sleep with really attractive beautiful chicks. They need guys like you to put aside requirements like intelligence, charisma, being interesting, a sense of humour or even compassion, just so that they can have the chance to get laid as often other women.
The revolution starts here.
Arnie speaks the truth. If he says Insane’s a deviant, then a deviant he is.
Whilst chortling at the Anti Mac stuff I saw this and it freaked me out. Right out.
That’s freaky. I thought they got the voices for those characters from sub normal people with messed up heads, like Joe Pasquale.
