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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck didn’t debunk that one, so I guess it’s true.
Turks, if you want to be ‘groovy’ and ‘swish’ then you have two options; you either go for a state-of-the-art phone, or a classic mobile. Personally I think you should go retro with one of these, which’d be the phone equivalent of an E Type Jaguar::
Or go for something like this:
I believe in this instance we can call upon what scientists call the ‘Max Factor’, which can be expressed with the following equation:
The total amount of sense attributed to Steven Brown is X
The total amount of money attributed to Steven Brown is Y
Therefore Y is in fact greater than X
Y > X
So now the science is out of the way, when are you inviting XDC ’round your place for a BBQ and pool party?
@=XDC= Dutchman wrote:
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
hmmm grand 🙄
although why a company as big as EgAy dont support widescreen monitors when they have been around for years is beyond me .grrrrrrrrr
Oh and its a workaround so its stretched to fit and looks that way. Ah well will just have to get used to it 😕Pretty sure I read somewhere the reason they don’t support true widescreen gaming is that punkbuster won’t accept it due to the fact that with a true widescreen image you would see more of the battlefield than those with normal monitors and in effect you would be cheating
Daft eh ?Heh. Maybe EA should limit all players to only play at dial up speeds? Afterall, somebody with ultra fast broadband will have an advantage over somebody with a 28.8 😉
Pah!
Jerry Andersson was doing that 40 years ago with Lady Penelope, and as I recall she used to smoke cigaretts as well. Has anyone invented a smoking robot?
I think not.
LOL
I just went back and read the comments. Here are my favourites:
owengood29 (1 week ago)
ITS A COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT A DAD TRYIN TO BE COOL!!! fuck me pink you lot are dumbsfluendy (1 week ago)
No, it is really not.
This is the UK version of the song. All UK radio stations must play a majority of songs in local accents. Also, it is illegal to broadcast any anti-establishme4nyt message which is why Rage |Against the Machine have been arrested and sent to the Isle of Wight (=UK’s Guantanamo Bay).
They changed the lyrics of ‘Killing in the Name of’ so it says ‘Thank you, I’ll do as you tell me.’owengood29 (1 week ago)
oh thank god i thought u were actually bein serious.frogo44 (1 week ago)
isle of wight is nothing like guantamano bay dick ‘edsfluendy (1 week ago)
did you get hit with a stupid stick?Long23 (1 week ago)
Rage against the machine are regularly beaten with stupid sticks in their island hell.“Fuck you I won’t tidy my bedroom”, they scream rebelliously at their evil captors…
U noobz!
I liked them both! They totally pwned!
BTW, I think the ‘old skool’ haxxor in the last one was the Jedi spirit from the Chad Vader series.
Hippy, the best way to cure yourself of RPG addiction is to remain in character 24 hours a day. Wandering into the kitchen and saying to the GF:
“Good day fine lady. I am sir Mad of Hippy and I bequeath thee to supply a brave knight with some Birdseye cod dunkers and chips so that I may partake in a dangerous quest to slay a foul dragon atop the mountain of Gattershnack.”
There’s a chance that this might rub her up the wrong way, but remain in character especially when around Milton Keynes, as sooner or later someone is going to try to mug you, at which point you say:
“On guard ye scurvy knaves for thee have committed the gravest of mistakes and that is, as fortold by Gruddle the mystic pig, that you have… CHRIST!… SHIT!… WHAT THE FUCK…? OH CHRIST!… HERE’S MY WALLET! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! OOOF! NOT THE… FUCK!”
The ensuing coma will probably make you feel like packing in WoW.
