XDCNeonSamurai

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  • in reply to: I’m building a server #49816
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    What a top chap you are Fenix. I don’t have ArmA yet, but you’ve given me a great incentive to get it.

    in reply to: Happy Feet #49765
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @=xdc= magicker wrote:

    lol just wait till you have kids you will be desperate to watch shit like this instead of babie / bratz whatever crap..

    My kids will only be allowed to watch stuff like Panorama, World in Action or News Night. Maybe if they’ve been good I’ll let them watch the Money Program, but that’s it.

    I caught a bit of the Teletubbies the other day and I thought it was aimed at retards. “Again! Again!” No not again. I’ve watched it once already, and to be brutally honest watching kids fly a kite the first time was dull.

    So my kids will be brought up with the three S’s: Sensible, Sensible and Sensible.

    Here’s a computer generated image of what my family will look like:

    My youngest is reading up on thermo dynamics.

    in reply to: Happy Feet #49761
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    top film – very strong environmental message but still watchable

    Bah! I hate the environment!

    Plus it’s got Robin Williams in it and he’s be steadily winding me up of late. Do you think his family ever go “Oh for the love of fuck will you shut yer bloody cake-hole Robin. Just because you’ve can do accents doesn’t make you funny. Hitler had an accent, but was he funny? No! But he was 10 times fucking funnier than you. So shut-the-fuck-up!”

    in reply to: E.O.D release…… #49809
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    EOD looks pretty swish, or possibly even fandabydozi.

    I guess I’ll be installing BF2 for some hot, sweaty jungle action over the weekend. Please feel free to interpret that anyway you want.

    in reply to: Brazillian Jungle Drums! #49798
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    LOL

    I wonder if they sent that link to their mums.

    “Look mum! I’m in a video on the internet!”

    in reply to: 300 #36675
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    LOL

    But you do have a point Vic. If those spartans had at least worn football shirts it would have been less homoerotic.

    in reply to: New insult required for Max, Insane, Pharty, Vic etc. #49775
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Pharty, you’re a massive gheyer.

    in reply to: 300 #36673
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I like that, I’m a big ghey because I thought the film with half naked men touching each other up all the time with their spears out splashing bodily fluids on each other was crap. It got 3 because of the couple of glimpses of naked lady tit, not the hour and a half of man tits and a stroppy drag queen.

    LOL!!! You sound like a massive gay!*

    *If any members of Thames Valley police are reading this then please don’t arrest me.

    in reply to: District B13 #29170
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Saw this tonight. Pretty silly, but great action sequences.

    Think Escape from New York meets Project A in a French rap video.

    Good fun.

    in reply to: Funniest Fight evar! #49716
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    The joke in Canada is:

    “Sometimes you go to watch a fight and a hockey game breaks out!”

    I think there’s actually a rule that if you throw a punch you’ve gotta take your gloves off first!

    in reply to: Happy Birthday to me! #49745
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    Happy birthday Lensman!

    in reply to: server crashes #49752
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’ve been getting the same thing Marvlin. Can’t even access the EA website.

    in reply to: Funniest Fight evar! #49713
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    @Mr.Fenix wrote:

    It is funny to watch (the video! :lol:) but it reminds me of a sad case in my town which made it to national news earlier this year. Bored mothers were videoing their toddlers fighting and goading them on to more and to have revenge etc. One kid in particular was crying and just wanted someone to protect him. Obviously he’s a wuss but he was the youngest there and had only just learned to walk.

    Ice-hockey is a bit sad really. Pad up and act tough? No, that doesn’t work. Take that shit off and let’s see what ya got! :twisted:.

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    Yeah. I saw something like that in the news. I think one of the little boys was getting a beating (?!?!?!) from a little girl, and his mum was calling him a sissy and a pansy. WTF?

    Although this hockey fight reminds me of one I had when I used to go rollerskating after school when I was about 8. Me and this kid had a fight and I decided to ambush him by throwing myself down in front of him as he skated into the hall. My ruse worked, however about five other kids behind him crashed into and ontop of us and I got told off for being naughty 😳

    You should watch adults hockey Fenix. When a fight the helmet and the gloves come off. Always a good laugh. 😆

    in reply to: MadMAx’s Fan Boy #49702
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I think I played my last 2142 game on Saturday. Even on a 16 player server I’m lucky to get 15 fps and it’s unplayable. Since the patch the game has just got worse and worse for me, but I can’t find anywhere on the net that tells me how to fix the problem. It seems that it’s just unique to me (and possibly signal).

    Things have become so bad that I even downloaded ‘Enemy Territory’ so I could play that. But it’s a pile of shit.

    I think Ebay is beckoning my old copies of Battlefield 2 and 2142 so I can afford to buy another game 😕

    in reply to: Ski London #49654
    XDCNeonSamurai
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    I’ve always wanted to slide down the centre dividers on an escalator, or go down on a mountain bike. Or I did before I became old at least.

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