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  • in reply to: LOL! #24555
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    That last one is why you’re not allowed to leave your car in safari parks, and if you do you’re bloody stupid. Went on a walk with a guide in the Kruger and it was pretty odd due to the fact he had a gun on the off chance someone is attacked and you are as far out of your comfort zone knowing you are prey in the animals natural habitat. Was an awesome walk though, a highlight of my trip. I’m sure Pharty can tell us more, right up his alley I reckon.

    Gotta love how people are lulled into a false sense of security by a guide with a gun, which in most cases is either not loaded or has one bullet, reserved not for the pack of lions attacking your group, but for the unlucky sod who was caught by them, to spare him the pain of having to be eaten alive
    Nice sig BTW, Did Pharty do the honours for that one ?

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Morgan.. #24573
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    Happy birthday Morgan, enjoy the presents !

    in reply to: Flight Plan #24017
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    Having watched Flightplan yesterday I can’t help but wonder how many drinks Morgan had in when he watched this, as they flew back from Berlin, and her daughter’s name was Julia.
    But, gotta agree, it’s only an okay movie at best, Jodie was getting a bit irritating after a while and at times you wished the guys in the white coats would come and get her

    5/10

    in reply to: German, it’s such a beautiful language #23105
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    Spoton Lensman, sums up Little britian in a nutshell

    And I’ve gotta ask, are british actors/directors just lazy or lack confidence in their products ?
    Little Britian season 1 – 8 episodes
    It crowd season 1 – 6 episodes
    Red dwarf season 8 – 9 episodes
    Doctor who – 13 episodes

    Friends season – 24 episodes
    Scrubs season – 24 episodes
    Lost – 24 episodes
    24 all seasons – Yep – 24 episodes !

    in reply to: That HAD to hurt #23123
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    @=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:

    Looks like his mates have all taken rohypnol though. Their fellow soldier gets a breech block slamming into his chest and they stand around like they’re monged out of their brains.

    Exactly what I thought ! And for a second I did think maybe it’s fake, hence the relaxed attitude of the other soldiers, but maybe they are like Max, just uber trained hard soldiers with no feelings ?

    in reply to: German, it’s such a beautiful language #23101
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    @=XDC=MADMAX wrote:

    erm ok, strange sense of humor you got dutchy!

    True !
    And even funnier will be tomorrow when I ring my boss at 6:45am to say I can’t make it in to work as I’ve broken my leg !

    I watched the entire IT crowd and found it quite funny. But then again I was schooled on American and South African humour.
    IT crowd – funny
    Friends – Hilarious
    Scrubs – Mildly amusing
    Little Britian – Funny if you haven’t seen a single episode, but boringly repetitive
    West ham Beating Spurs – Side splittingly funny!!

    in reply to: German, it’s such a beautiful language #23097
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    yep, it’s definitely got it’s great moments

    in reply to: Uganda #23077
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    Nice pics!
    What where you doing down there again ?
    And no wonder the kid gave you a 2 finger salute, you got all his mates in the picture but not him ! At least his hand is in the pic now

    in reply to: T00thbru5h? #23024
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    Gonna agree with Neon, that was just plain wrong !
    Seeing scary movies I can deal with, but that …..

    in reply to: how much time on his hands #23047
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    innovative, though a tad lame !

    in reply to: Only in america #23035
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    @XDC_Wolf wrote:

    Man am I bored of people like this, using God as a weapon to get their publicity. If she read the bible she would have discovered that, regardless of whether you beleive it or not, The God portrayed there is loving and caring. Admittedly the old Testament portrays god as a bit nasty when provoked, but the reality is that if he really was the vengeful God she describes, He would have created another flood, or apocalypse, or Sodm and Gomorrah.

    Had she read the bible properly she would be aware that God declares that He will judge people, it’s not up to us to judge people (I am talking about moral judgements, not legal).

    Well said Wolf.
    It was a very valid point they raised saying that there’s 100 people in her church, and 80% is her family !
    The worst thing is a lot cults/sects get started by people warping the bible to fit their purpose.

    in reply to: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKED OFF!!! #21554
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    @VicJameson wrote:

    Aye, but Max, the number of keyboards you must go through in apoplectic rages after being owned you have to go for the cheap models 😆

    Cheap ?? How bout Company sponsored !!

    And Sane, have you tried modifying the controls.con file, yes, no fancy GUI, but ALL your keys are mapped there, so you can use this to remap the troublesome ones. Just open up the file in notepad, have a look at the relevant area ( think you’ll need to look at the first section: InfantryPlayerInputControlMap ), then find the crouch section ( ControlMap.addKeyToTriggerMapping c_PICrouch IDFKeyboard IDKey_LeftShift ) and change this to whatever you want

    in reply to: mario on stage #21353
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    Yep,school productions have changed since I was a kid !

    in reply to: still not enough for the scumbags. #21413
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    @airmessy wrote:

    If not life is life they should be killed… Not no easy way out ether, the lethal injection is a “nice” way to die. Its like have an anaesthetic that you dont wake up from.

    Well….seems a lot of people now realise it’s not a nice way to die, this being one of those articles http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A54799-2005Apr14.html

    Researchers who studied blood samples of inmates after executions found that more than 40 percent contained levels of anesthesia so low that the prisoners might have been conscious during their executions.

    Critics argue that the paralyzing agent, which several states have banned veterinarians from using, might mask severe pain.

    Still think prisoners should be made to work, let them build roads or such, and no tea breaks and crap. What about their rights ? They gave those up when they decide to kill people

    in reply to: I’m such a clever clogs… #21164
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    Well done

    Although to put it in perspective, even Max passed his ITIL exam !

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