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I saw the last 20 minutes of this again last weekend when I was at my mates. Hmmm, still the same old problem as the first time I watched it – Barely Legal Imogen Poots swanning around. It was even more frightening this time though because my mates all pointed out to my missus that I’d bagsied the bird and it has to be said that far from congratulating me on the foresight of my pimping powers ‘er indoors looked decidedly unimpressed, maybe even a little hostile. Still, tanking rights are tanking rights and that’s the main thing.
Unfortunately for “28 Weeks Later” we had watched “The Wild Geese” the night before and since “The Wild Geese” is the greatest film ever made “28 Weeks Later” paled into utter irrelevance in comparison.
I generally do both.
On my way to the pub I tend to sprint along them and on my way home from the pub it’s much more like a crawl. Thankfully though I’ve got great beer radar and somehow manage to get home every time, despite never being able to remember how the hell I managed it.
I’d just like to say that whilst this may be talk like a pirate day I’m not able to take part.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing against them at all and I hope you all have a smashing time. It’s just that talking like a pirate makes you sound like a right fucking Benny.
@=XDC=Sprog wrote:
mike strutters back this sunday on MTV for series 2 😀
Wo0o0o0o0o0t Wo0o0o0o0ot !!!!
Ah Cheers for that Sprog, didn’t know. Fantastic – another excuse for the missus to moan at me about my sense of humour, can’t wait.
Just to let everyone know, there’s a FIFA 08 demo up on Live now.
It’s an improvement on 07 and far better than the abortion that was the PC demo.
Well of course Knightleys going to win, the other candidates make her the only viable option.
I mean, who would you want to shag? A couple of bummers, a fat munter or a bird who at least looks female. I put it to you all that the failure to match Knightley with some proper competition in this poll shows a lack of confidence in her general blartness by Pharty himself.
Put it another way, if these were football teams the bummers would be Brighton & Hove Albion (obviously), Dawn French would be Bradford City (fat birds = Bradford) and Knightley would be Sheffield Wednesday (not great, and a lack of anything to offer up front condemns her to the lower reaches of the championship). So yeah, Wednesday might be better than Brighton & Bradford but that doesn’t make em any good.
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
10/10 for Kate Beckinsale!
Not seen the film but I’d have to agree there. She’s a looker alright.
Rapidshare = porn central.
Needless to say, I would never use it but the missus swears by it. Ahem.
Anyone who does use rapidshare should have a look at http://www.newzfind.com. Or so the missus says.
She might not be the best looking one – but full credit to her, I think that the one in the bottom picture wins.
Slaughterhouse 5 is a good un Neon. I’ve read all Vonneguts.
Anyhow, more importantly if I was put in charge I think it would be mandatory for all birds* to dress like this:
when going to the pub. I’m pretty sure that it would be a universally popular law.
• All birds actually means those rated either 7 or over on the official marks out of 10 rating all females would have to be given. I imagine it would work that all birds from 18-40 would have to send in a picture to the govt and me and my cabinet members would have to give them a rating. There’d be a good chance of getting an increased mark if the tarty bit in question wore classy glass bottomed high heels and skimpy underwear of just doffed off completely.
• Of course, fat birds are automatically rated as a 1. This rating means they aren’t allowed out at all. Which would mean that Bradford would be something of a ghost town but that wouldn’t be a change – the ugly fat heffers that make up the female population here are currently unable to leave their house for fear of being culled at the moment anyway.
• Birds rated 2-5 are only allowed out with a bag on their head. And 5’s n 6’s can come out but they’ve got to cover up and you’re allowed to order random ones to go to the bar for you.See, this politics lark – piece o’ piss
I think that the main story in State Of The Art is the one which makes it obvious that Inversions was about the Culture. Same premise, different view.
Bloody hell , listen to me. Sound like a right bloody anorak today! Never mind all that bollocks, here’s a pitcure of a bird with some beer – that’s more like it.
I once went out with a bird who had what you’d have to say was an obsession with “talking to the sergeant†anytime she got in a taxi (or any kind of public transport – buses/trains – you name it.) with me.
Obviously, I was never too keen on having a night in with her. It was always –“I know, let’s go to somewhere very, very far away that takes a very long time to get to, tonight luvâ€ÂÂÂ.
Eeh, she wasn’t bad looking either to be fair. But as is always the case my luck couldn’t hold out, bloody typical. See, problem was that she was a complete loon and a total neurotic. Now I’m sure she could have been brought to some semblance of normality by a kind, caring bloke who understood her insecurities – but fuck that for a game of soldiers! I couldn’t be arsed with it. Got shut I did. Sometime you’ve got to be cruel to be kind and all that, or maybe you’ve got to be cruel cos you’re a bit of a cunt – one or t’other anyway.
As I recall Inversions was a Culture novel.
I always rated Consider Phlebas and Use of Weapons above the others. Though that one with the bird was good for the Solipsists(sp?) alone but unfortunately the ending was a massive letdown.
Still, “The Sirens of Titan” by Vonneguut is the best sci fi book. Just so’s you know.
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
The easier alternative to this is for Nat to have some psychotherapy herself and allow her to get all the hurt she has inside off her chest. £50 please
Just one thing, telling a bird that she needs therapy is likely to lead to you waking up at 2am in the morning with the window wide open and your fly’s eyes on the front lawn.
If this happens to you Neon I dunno what you’ll do with the rest of your life, but I think you’d have grounds to say that Spunker should probably refund you that 50 quid.
So then Neon,
• You got out of going to a wedding in the arse end of nowhere
• You didn’t have to sit through hours of a wedding video and photos.
• You got to go home early from the in laws at Christmas.
• You fell out with your father in law.
• You are pretty much guaranteed that you no longer have to make trips to see the in laws or have anything to do with them ever again.
• You no longer have to put up with the bloody kids in your extended family.Talk about living the dream! My advice would certainly to be to go straight down the pub and have a big fuck off party to celebrate.
Well played my son.
