Ahoy there Insane ye trouser pirate! Yer lady friend sounds like a hearty wench. Maybe her love of pirates comes from having her timbers shivered, or maybe she got keel hauled by a buccaneer!
I’d just like to say that whilst this may be talk like a pirate day I’m not able to take part.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing against them at all and I hope you all have a smashing time. It’s just that talking like a pirate makes you sound like a right fucking Benny.