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Boys, get recruiting, we need dosh.
Thanks to those who do pay reguarly
Those that currently don’t but feel the urge, let me know.
Students and members of the armed forces are exempt, altough some do pay.
Get selling yer arses lads, its only 5 to 10 squid a month
@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
oh but he did fight for some king/queen/(add appropriate) country probably for us c**nts so I’ll let him off 😉
Were it not for me and my mate you lot would all be speaking, errr, errrr, |Cuban, err, Owambo, eerrrrr, Russian, errr, but thats what most people living in this country speak nowadays anyway
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@tess wrote:
What about an update on all the little babas?
The wife is begging to look loke someone who has been at the beers for a long time.
The timing of the birth also means I am going to struggle with getting to your wedding as the babe will be a couple of weeks old and Mama is already making noises about me not going………sigh
Only way I will become a victem is if I lamp one of the cunts, and I have been very very close the last couple of days 👿
This place is a cunt farm, I tell thee.
But I will have my rewegny, I never forget, espescially where mates are concerned………..
Wellcome matey.
As for the branding iron, we never did manage to prise it out of Neon’s arse, so it has been replaced with a 12″ studded black vibrating kawk from Anne Summmers. Unfortunately Insane has used up all the Vaseline so the Newboy will have to do a “dry run”, so to speak 😈
Well Hippo old chap, when dealing with furriners in London, the standard colonial habbit of waving your hands and talking LOUDLY and SLOWLY does the trick most times. If that does not work, a clip around the ear does wonders for their linguistic abilities.
However this approach cannot be taken with northerners because they are already supposed to speak English… oh and they are an uncouth lot and may get cross and hit you back. 🙄
Not that I have anything against Northerners in general, or Mancunians in particular….
While I perfectly understand that they are too busy down the pits, or in the mills, to be properly house-trained, but that is no excuse for not being able to converse in the mother tongue.
And as for you Mr Raper of Koalas, you just get back to barrow boy land. Calling me black, just because I am from Africa. Thats plain racist. Farking white boys, you will get you come-uppance
PS Neon. I need some muscle tomorrow for going up to Manchester. Feel like a road trip? Just feel I might need some protection. Now I will take my cricket bat, but I am afraid it will be nicked before I get a chance to use it in defense.
