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Its all the dodgy pr0n you have downloaded you gibbon. Your PC is now full of trojans and schitt
That will learn you 😛
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
OP has money to burn.. thats why he has to have branded! 🙂
Insane is paying for my Laptop 😈
@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
What he said!
I didnt realise I was holding you up mate, I thought you were buying one prior.. Wont be long now till monies in 😳
No rush mate, I will be getting one in the next month or two, not waiting on you at all
Check Aleinware or the Dell XPS
I am getting an Alienware when Insane buys my rig. The Geforce TM is the best mobile graphics doodie
Read them years back. Very well written, bit dated now. Rather long, depressing, can be tedious in parts.
Oh dear, poor SOIA, I can perfectly understand how frustrating this must be for you, I mean, it like reminds of the simply awful day I had last week. I mean, it was perfectly hideous. I ran out of Lancome Pour Homme shaving creme and had to use my wife’s Morrocan Rose instead. When I mentioned it at work they took the piss out of me and it really hurt my feelings, I mean, like whats wrong with me being in touch with my feminine side. When I was leaving for work, the bloody Porche would not start, so I had to take the Daimler instead, and you know, I hate driving that car, it such a bitch to park. I was so wrought up with trying to navigate through the traffic that I scratched the side of a white van with my mirror. When I made a sign at the driver, he stopped at the next set of lights and jumped out, I quickly locked the door so he gave the car a kick instead, now it has boot prints on the driver’s door. I reached for my emergency Prozac supply in the glove-box, but the wife had snaffeled the last of them…. I broke into tears and hoped I could get to my supply at work before I got hysterical.
At work somne bastard had parked in my spot, I mean like, can you believe the nerve of some people. After popping to my desk I swallowed some pills and headed to Coffee Republic for a soothing Vanilla Machiatto with extra chocolate. As I took the drink some plebe bumped into me and the coffee went all over my Paul Smith suite, but worse, it hurt and I jerked my arm away, smathing the face of my Patek-Phillipe against the counter. I decided to go home at that stage.
Its all my parents fault anyway, for sending me to boarding school, the only person who understood what a sensitive soul I am was the matron. This has left me so filled with angst that I am frequently filled with self-doubt and start thinking about suicide. The only thing that keeps me going is my therapy sessions.
Speaking of therapy, you poor thing SOIA, I can reccomend my therapist to you, you seem like you might need it after the torture of such a read?
She is hot, as usual with insane, if the wench is not the size of a bulk-cargo carrier then he is not interested
@stellas wrote:
at least you still are a half decent fellow and have not asked to park your caravan in my field
euphemism or literally ❓
Oyi! Shut it 😯
@=XDC=Badger wrote:
😆 Phart ya tw@t, that’s my back garden! 😉
Well Badge, there is no accounting for taste you know, at least you still are a half decent fellow and have not asked to park your caravan in my field. 😛
@=xdc= magicker wrote:
err so whats the story behind the monster pcs?
Its a project I am running for our Quants, Risk and Performance teams. We want to recycle the servers for VMWare once our new datacentre is ready, so I specced HP DL580 systems with 4 x Quad Core Xeons, we will ram up the RAM to 256 gb when the time comes 8)
