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Good show, I was just wondering, trying to make sure I am not getting any Facebook invites from Rochester
@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
I think Pharty was typing with a cold 😉
Very perceptive man is our Neon 8)
@=XDC= Dutchman wrote:
@=XDC=OldPhart wrote:
If you lot at work were wondering why I was grumpy today, it was not the hangover, it was the little voices that led to the hangover’s fault.
Grumpy ? You were grinning and smiling all day, had no idea you were grumpy, in fact, that silly grin you had on all day just led me to believe that you had gone to your happy place where Kiera Knightley was busy tending to your every need.
In my dreams, Kiera has “sucked my barley-sugar” and then “shoe’ed me in brown leather” 😈
Ectchewly, we hev menny neymes for Dutchamn….
Clutchplate
Rock-spider
Boor
Tappit
Vaalie
Pignorant
Bonehead
SlopeyI can continue, except that I classify English speaking Saffies in the same group.
Let me tell you a truth. On follow-ups in South West (Hunting Terss for the uninformed), English or Afrikaans speaking fuckers from Saffe, they were all keen to “lose the spoor”
The only solid troops where the ex-Rhodies, and the Porra-gooks from Angola.
I would personally never trust my life to a South African, speak he Xhosa, English, Afrikaans or whtever, thet are the biggest “veraaiers” of there own nation I have ever seen.
I only trust troops from the Ovahimba tribe, from the FNLA of Holden Roberto in 32 Battalion, the Bushmen of 101, the rest are fucking streams of yellow piss.
Phart has spoken
@Dropkick wrote:
or challenge max to a nice game of scrabble , he will be shit since ave’ it is not in the dictionary 😉
PMSL
BTW, Wolf may have a point as I made orgasmic noises the other night (after fragging him numerouse times I may add) because I got some or other medal. Still not sure what it was, but its a novelty, because after the splurge of toys in the begining, you don’t see much and it was a complete and utter surprise.
BTW Neon, thanks for the compliment, but you got a couple of things wrong.
Me commanding, Wipers Squad leader, XDC in Squad…. We rock and are unbeatable.
With or without Max
Wolfie, pay attention. Max on the other side, leading a squad, …. its like raping a Nun…… he is shit without a leader. Sure, he gets mega kills, but the team still loses. The real thing that unbalences teams is the squad work. regardless of who is in the squad, if one team has a decent sqaud leader, its all over.
I say we we ban Wipers because he is the best squad leader bar none.
Max is just a lame haxor..
That said, you will lose if you are not on my team coz I am like UBER L33T,
and modest
@=XDC= Dutchman wrote:
Lol, although still trying to figure out why they were adding the “man” at the end of the Seth Afrecins sentences. Maybe Bru, or Cuz, but never Man, we’re not jamaican or permanently stoned !
Kak mun Jefree, you lot says mun alls the time mun. Look mun, you know you talks kak like mun. 😆
@XDC-snell wrote:
you a Selous Scout then pharty ?
I am not that old, but one of my cuzzins was…. 😈
LOL
Brilliant
Dutchman will appreciate it more
Thats why us civilised Rhodies see them as scumbags.
Then again, Saffies are terrified of us Zimboons because, we are far more barbaric than them 🙂
Tee hee hee, muwahahahahaha,
Foha shuwa, mah neeyam ees not Luvmowah, but steel I run fast awey and em now in a poseeshun af applyeeng for the veesa for the wek! The shtupeed eenglishmens, they giva me the passyport, heheheheehe
