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  • in reply to: Wife in hospital – baby! #44868
    XDCOldPhart
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    Mmmm, if the baby comes out brown it means Max had to pay the postie to do the deed ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    ALl the best, we do not miss being fragged by you 8)

    in reply to: woot!!! sites back…. #44787
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    @tess wrote:

    @Captain_Chronic wrote:

    it was down for a bit a couple of nights ago also

    I think I’ll go down for a bit tonight ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Vic u lucky bugger 8)

    in reply to: Lights out #44728
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fark that, first, too late, second, miss my nightly pron session?

    in reply to: RoboGran #44658
    XDCOldPhart
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    Jaybus ๐Ÿ˜†

    in reply to: surprise surprise…..booster pack announced! #43678
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    oooh you little minsk you Pharty ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Just something I thought of while on the Gazala

    in reply to: surprise surprise…..booster pack announced! #43676
    XDCOldPhart
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    @=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:

    and if he has girls they could be
    Verdunella and Sonia Tabia ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Max’s missus is called Maxi Labia ๐Ÿ˜›

    in reply to: OK so which member of XDC is this? #44604
    XDCOldPhart
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    Look, that piccy is of Max. I do not do pink shirts, however, Max wears them all the time.

    He also wears purple, which is about as Elton John as you can get ๐Ÿ˜›

    in reply to: Problems With MP #44517
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    @=XDC=iNSANE wrote:

    I will start looking into all of this when I get a mo

    you busy over seeing your new XDC funded Mansion being built Lord Ponsemby?

    Thats Lord Phartsbury, you are the Ponce ๐Ÿ˜›

    in reply to: Problems With MP #44515
    XDCOldPhart
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    I will start looking into all of this when I get a mo. A move to another provider may be an option, or to a 40 player server ??

    in reply to: Mice #44347
    XDCOldPhart
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    Bet the bastard stunk to high heaven by the time you got back too.

    in reply to: Oldphart and his trousers! #44306
    XDCOldPhart
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    @tess wrote:

    @VicJameson wrote:

    Oh dear god. If Tess goes for men dressed like that what kind of a state must I look? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Anyway, Tess, stop being a slag. You are rapidly becoming the XDC Bike ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

    I will be good from now on. Not only because Pharty has spurned all my advances ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    I did not surn yer advances Tess, I sent you those PMs and the flowers and all ๐Ÿ˜•

    But I did not want to do so publicly in case the wiff finds the forum, reads this and removes me sack with a blunt spoon ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Vic, stop being such a spoil sport, you and Insane have had an affair for years, so why can Tess not have some fun too ๐Ÿ˜›

    in reply to: Doc, Need ya help again – My two year old is poorly #44492
    XDCOldPhart
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    Fingers crossed old chap

    in reply to: How much of your life have you wasted in XDC :) #44430
    XDCOldPhart
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    I remember when I saw Wipes with the tags on, it was on the Omaha/Normand BF42 map. I said to him “Not you too mate” because everyone was joining XDC at the time. I knew then that my days as a full-time Hussar and OAP member were nearing an end.

    in reply to: Website & Server Payment Details #38074
    XDCOldPhart
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    Services Billed To: Sean Renard Edit Contact
    Reference Service Type Renewal Date ( d/m/y )
    MH5693 Game Server 02/05/2007 Edit Contact
    MH5695 Game Server 27/04/2007 Edit Contact

    in reply to: Oldphart and his trousers! #44294
    XDCOldPhart
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    @Lensman wrote:

    @xdc the doc wrote:

    …he spends 150quid on a tie…

    For that pile of stripey crap? It looks just like my old school tie – รƒฦ’ร†โ€™รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร…ยกรƒฦ’รขโ‚ฌลกรƒโ€šร‚ยฃ9.99 from any good school outfitters in Lancaster (where I was teached, like).

    ๐Ÿ˜›

    OK, for the ignorant fekkers out there.

    The trews are from Cordings. The oldest makers of gentlemans field atire in the UK (that means the civilised world)

    The Jumper is from De Candia in Torino. They only sell crazy jumpers

    The shirt is from my tailor, Dege, Saville Row, monogram hidden by jumper

    The tie is from Faccatti Brothers, they make the ties you see Gerhard Schroder, Tony Blair, Burlesconi and others wearing, they are made to order only

    The shoes are from Trickers, made to a last of my feet, taken in 1998

    No underwear as I was ” Hanging Loose”

    And on that note, when my tailor asks which side do I dress?

    I Tell him to make both knees baggy ๐Ÿ˜›

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