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XDCOldPhart
ParticipantMmmm, if the baby comes out brown it means Max had to pay the postie to do the deed ๐
ALl the best, we do not miss being fragged by you 8)
XDCOldPhart
Participant@tess wrote:
@Captain_Chronic wrote:
it was down for a bit a couple of nights ago also
I think I’ll go down for a bit tonight ๐
Vic u lucky bugger 8)
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantFark that, first, too late, second, miss my nightly pron session?
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantJaybus ๐
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
oooh you little minsk you Pharty ๐
Just something I thought of while on the Gazala
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=sPUNKer wrote:
and if he has girls they could be
Verdunella and Sonia Tabia ๐Max’s missus is called Maxi Labia ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantLook, that piccy is of Max. I do not do pink shirts, however, Max wears them all the time.
He also wears purple, which is about as Elton John as you can get ๐
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
I will start looking into all of this when I get a mo
you busy over seeing your new XDC funded Mansion being built Lord Ponsemby?
Thats Lord Phartsbury, you are the Ponce ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI will start looking into all of this when I get a mo. A move to another provider may be an option, or to a 40 player server ??
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantBet the bastard stunk to high heaven by the time you got back too.
XDCOldPhart
Participant@tess wrote:
@VicJameson wrote:
Oh dear god. If Tess goes for men dressed like that what kind of a state must I look? ๐ฏ
Anyway, Tess, stop being a slag. You are rapidly becoming the XDC Bike ๐ฟ
I will be good from now on. Not only because Pharty has spurned all my advances ๐ฅ
I did not surn yer advances Tess, I sent you those PMs and the flowers and all ๐
But I did not want to do so publicly in case the wiff finds the forum, reads this and removes me sack with a blunt spoon ๐ฏ
Vic, stop being such a spoil sport, you and Insane have had an affair for years, so why can Tess not have some fun too ๐
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantFingers crossed old chap
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI remember when I saw Wipes with the tags on, it was on the Omaha/Normand BF42 map. I said to him “Not you too mate” because everyone was joining XDC at the time. I knew then that my days as a full-time Hussar and OAP member were nearing an end.
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantServices Billed To: Sean Renard Edit Contact
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Participant@Lensman wrote:
@xdc the doc wrote:
…he spends 150quid on a tie…
For that pile of stripey crap? It looks just like my old school tie – รฦรโรยขรขโยฌร ยกรฦรขโฌลกรโรยฃ9.99 from any good school outfitters in Lancaster (where I was teached, like).
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OK, for the ignorant fekkers out there.
The trews are from Cordings. The oldest makers of gentlemans field atire in the UK (that means the civilised world)
The Jumper is from De Candia in Torino. They only sell crazy jumpers
The shirt is from my tailor, Dege, Saville Row, monogram hidden by jumper
The tie is from Faccatti Brothers, they make the ties you see Gerhard Schroder, Tony Blair, Burlesconi and others wearing, they are made to order only
The shoes are from Trickers, made to a last of my feet, taken in 1998
No underwear as I was ” Hanging Loose”
And on that note, when my tailor asks which side do I dress?
I Tell him to make both knees baggy ๐
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