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XDCOldPhart
Participant@tess wrote:
Wow Pharty, you’re not so old at all.
And, not a bad looking bloke 😉
Now, get your trousers off!! 😉Cheers Tess, I know that most ladies with any taste like the “Look Anglaise” 8)
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantBroomstick.
Or a cat (I hate cats)
Best option, get a Jack Russel, they are not only great pets, but are awesome ratters too, a good ‘un will make short work of any rodents.
Do not use poison, as the little buggers have a habbit of finding obscure holes to crawl in when they are dying, with the result of a lingering nasty smell that you rarely find the source of. 👿
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantJebus Max, you could have at least got my good side ffs
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantWell, they asked me to. Brightens up the office and gives them something to cackle at.
However, tonight I shall be dressed as sober as a judge as I am off to see Carmen at the ROH. Very fit bird is playing the lead
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantNvidia holds the crown with G80 and the R600 is still over a month away. R600 won’t win in all categories, so Nvidia might still be fine with an overclocked G80. Overclocked G80s are coming in volumes
Ave it McQueen, Maxine, Insane
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantZen is pricey, but have won the PC-Pro ISP of the year a couple of times. I am going to switch to them soon.
Otherwise Nildram have a good reputation and decent customer service
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantPost em now N0mster so that we can see too please
XDCOldPhart
Participant😀 😆 8)
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
What do you think “Wizzo” is supposed to refer too?
His nickname, in the same way that yours is Neon “platypusfukkah” Samurai
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantDear Multiplay Customer,
We have been informed by the datacentre that the air conditioning is now back online, although not at 100%. The temperature in the suite is slowly coming back to normal and we anticipate being able to have all affected services back online by 5pm.
The reason for this delay is the temperature is still too high to safely turn the majority of our server farm back on and will take another 1-2 hours at the current rate before we can start. Obviously, if the temperature drop picks up, we will bring servers online sooner.
As a result of this prolonged outage, customers with affected services will be receiving a 1 day credit to their service. For example, if your server (that has been down today) was due for renewal on 10th February, it will be updated to be renewed on the 11th.
Once again apologies for the disruption. We will be bringing services back to normal operation as soon as possible. In the meantime if you have any queries, please contact us through Live Support (http://clanservers.multiplay.co.uk/cgi-bin/irc/irc.cgi), through support ticket @ http://support.multiplay.co.uk or by phone on 0871 408 1337.
Cheers,
Craig “Wizzo” Fletcher
MultiplayXDCOldPhart
ParticipantTess, the book is the best by far, no gratuitous guts, more subtle
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantInsane has a thing for Sailor Boy cornholes, just like Max’s
XDCOldPhart
ParticipantI read it in a long day/night, was very good indeed, seen the film ad, not sure who will play the variuos stages of Hanibals youth
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=NeonSamurai wrote:
I lost all respect for nunns when one took her kit off in a pub for one of the local’s birthdays.
Not a pretty sight, I am sure. Imagine Mother Teresa, in the raw, each-spew 🙁
XDCOldPhart
Participant@=XDC=iNSANE wrote:
I wonder what old phart thinks…
Probably of leading an all male church choir!
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I heard that you mole molesting peaderast!
Truth is, me and churches are not best put in close proximity. I do not bother, Gawd, he does not bother me. As for alter boys and priests, we all know they spend each night up one anothers arseholes.
Now nunns are another story, not that you would fancy any if you went to the convent school I attended as a lad. Thos fukking Irsh Dominican nunns were pure fucking evil, used to beat 7 kinds of shit out of us. Now’t attractive about them.
But a couple of years back I saw an exhibition that featured a photographer who has an eye for the more artistic characteristics of fillies and buildings combined in one. For example, he has some photoes of wenchies dressed as nunns, taken in St Marienskirch in Lubeck (which my dear Turks, is an amazing building, if you have never heard Ernst-Erich Stender play Bach in there you ain’t heard nuttin… but I digress)
But these strumpets were not comporting themselves as noble wimmin who have given themselves up to a life of sunservient religobolox, no, I say, not at all. These photos of “nunns” shewed some startling Tableuax, I will nivver forget the one of a nunn wiv no top to ‘er habbit with her finger up ter pleasure-portal of another nunn with no lower half to her drees thingy, while the spire of this astounding cathedral graced the background, a truly stunning picture.
Now Turky, there you some idea of what sort of beauty to look for in buildings. Oh, and as for the symbolism. Well, you could say that Gothic churches, wiv all the spires and tall collumbs look like phallusus and represent that which is always on the mind (or in the chuff) of frustrated priests, alter boys and mares of the cloth.
Or some bullshit like that.
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